Fuel Theft

[david451]

It looks as if the cost of fuel is starting to impact, the low lifes around my area are draining heating fuel from tanks late at night the bastoords.

And it's hard to protect them since most are plastic and it's so easy to drill a hole in them, they don't give a fook that you need a new tank as long as they get the fuel. Some are installed high up and gravity feed so they cut the fuel lines.

Wonder how long before vehicles get targeted.

Fookers.

 

[Trewey]

they already have
a coach depot was done around here the other day -10 coaches, all with neat 10mm holes drilled in the bottom of the tank.

 

[Grippa]

Wonder how long before vehicles get targeted.

Apparently they are according to the news yesterday, and Trewy. Drive away's from petrol stations are rising too........................and oil prices are still set to rocket!

Spain, India, France, all over, people are blockading & burning things. Even in the UK, people having a bit of a moan. It's all farked I tell yer!

 

[slob]

tis mad max 2 ah tells yer

 

[Sirus]

Duz that mean Pikeys really Tina Turner??

 

[Pikey]

Aye and your the pig man.

 

[Grippa]

Duz that mean Pikeys really Tina Turner??

Meks you Blaster dun't it?

 

[slob]

wint pikey be that little runt wot runs about nicking everything?

 

[yella]

wint pikey be that little runt wot runs about nicking everything?

i thought he already was

 

[david451]

Duz that mean Pikeys really Tina Turner??

Wif fishnets, stileetoes and that sort of thing. Imagine getin whipped by Tina.

What's love got to do wif it, take that yer bastid. Then she shaggs yer ter the bone, fokin magic.

 

[Sirus]

Wif fishnets, stileetoes and that sort of thing. Imagine getin whipped by Tina.

What's love got to do wif it, take that yer bastid. Then she shaggs yer ter the bone, fokin magic.

So you want Pikey to whip yer......You worry me.....

 

[Grippa]

So you want Pikey to whip yer......You worry me.....

It wuz the Pikey shagging him bit wot wuz more disturbing!

 

[Sirus]

It wuz the Pikey shagging him bit wot wuz more disturbing!

I were trying to surpress that mental image Mr Grippa

 

[Grippa]

I were trying to surpress that latent tendency Mr Grippa

 

[david451]

I were trying to surpress that mental image Mr Grippa

Yep wif big orrible hairy legs like one of them catapilior fings all stickin through the fish nets, wif the sweat dripin all over yer and ees slavurs.

Then when yer send im ta make yer a coffee ee nicks all yer silver and telly, and drains yer fuel tank, and fooks orf.

Yer sick yet.

 

[Grippa]

Yep wif big orrible hairy legs like one of them catapilior fings all stickin through the fish nets, wif the sweat dripin all over yer and ees slavurs.

Then when yer send im ta make yer a coffee ee nicks all yer silver and telly, and drains yer fuel tank, and fooks orf.

Yer sick yet.

OK, OK, enuff of yer sicko fantasies yer fekin porvort!

 

[Pikey]

FFS I think I might av ter start looking fer anuffer forum ta frequent this place is getting weird starting to look like the fooking bar in the empire strikes back

 

[dirty hands]

At the start of this fred I though 'I must get me a locking fuel cap', now I'm thinking I'll let them syfon the tenners worth of diesel out the neck than have them drillin an ole in mi tank

 

[slob]

At the start of this fred I though 'I must get me a locking fuel cap', now I'm thinking I'll let them syfon the tenners worth of diesel out the neck than have them drillin an ole in mi tank

wtf has that got to do with pikey dressin up as tina turnoff?

 

[Pikey]

Fook kno's but I int drilling him either