I would just like to say

[Hippo]

Eye have had a sheet of 8x4 foot mdf int me garage ferrabowt a year. Leaning against me wall. Last weekend eye noticed eye cud bend the corner wiv only me paws. It feels slightly damp but not wet. Bastid. That must mean me garage is damp inside?

There is a leak int corner. Not sure iffits the roof or crack int brick wall. Eye will have a look terday to see where its coming from. So there is water evaporating int me garage. Eye bort the sheet of mdf to put over a large window me make me garage more secure. Eye will have to get some ply wood instead.

 

[Hippo]

I held off so @Hippo could get it

Fank you my little feind

 

[Hippo]

Does yer fink we'll get to 34k posts before crispmus?

 

[derwendolly]

Morning all.
Was rudely awoken this morning by an ungodly heavy rain shower, it sounded like someone was throwing gravel at the bedroom windows.

Those showers are certainly heavy when they come! And very wetting if you get caught out in one.

 

[derwendolly]

Dog trip this morning was interesting as my Disco 'ad to go paddlin' - both ways.

 

[DevonGuy]

Affernune, frens. Us boys bin duin jobs aboat the oase cuz uv dugs. Pups ev lurned tur open door wiv door andle zo us be chengin andles vur nobs. Zhoud vule em verra bit.
Opin frens be well an prosprin.

 

[Hippo]

Affernune, frens. Us boys bin duin jobs aboat the oase cuz uv dugs. Pups ev lurned tur open door wiv door andle zo us be chengin andles vur nobs. Zhoud vule em verra bit.
Opin frens be well an prosprin.

Or turn yer anduls up side down

 

[My Old Landy]

Eye have had a sheet of 8x4 foot mdf int me garage ferrabowt a year. Leaning against me wall. Last weekend eye noticed eye cud bend the corner wiv only me paws. It feels slightly damp but not wet. Bastid. That must mean me garage is damp inside?

I run a dehumidifier during the heavy rain when we have it. Around 10 hours returns 1.5 litres of water!!
Whist I don't have an actual leak any more, the OSB sub roof got wet when I did so it will curl any boards if I don't run it.

 

[Hippo]

Can yer vote for me feind @Broke Again in the 2020 fred. He wants ter win.

 

[Hippo]

Pir activated security flood lights on me castle... how long would yer set them ter stay ont for when triggered. 1 minute eye was finking or would yer set them ter stay ont longer?

 

[DevonGuy]

Or turn yer anduls up side down

Us dun that afore. Dug lurned tur nockun up sted doan. Kin zpannels be tu cunnin.

 

[My Old Landy]

Pir activated security flood lights on me castle... how long would yer set them ter stay ont for when triggered. 1 minute eye was finking or would yer set them ter stay ont longer?

Probably longer as they will get annoying if an animal is tripping them

 

[DanClarke]

I painted the ceiling as directed and the guvnor has declared herself "happy".
I then went and played with some tools and squared up a scrap of worktop and cut it into two pieces to make 2 "gifts".
They have been rounded off and then sanded 100/120/240/400 grit.
One is a table mat/stand for condiments or flowers etc. and the other is a heavy-duty breadboard/chopping board.
Perishing cold standing out there. Brrrrrr..... But all I have to do now is oil these up.
I hope they are properly appreciated.

 

[Hippo]

Back to having afternoon naps.

 

[My Old Landy]

Boris has just cancelled our Christmas we are tier 4

 

[Hippo]

Eye fully support todays changes. Tis something we need to do. The graphs is increasing which is bad news ferrus. Good news fer the wulrus. Crispmus as we normally know it should be cancelled. Don't meet wiv peeps to save ourselves and thems with love or is related to.

But all is not lost. Crispmus will be available ont this ere fred. We can av crispmus tergeffa.

 

[Hippo]

Good Mornings
Typical winter weather today, windy and rainy.
I wish I had a garage so I could tinker with the car without getting cold and wet.

Pop up garage tent?

 

[Hippo]

I'm done for now!! Another letter from TV licencing!!
Am officer has been scheduled to find out if tv is being watched of downloaded illegally. Apart from the fact you can't download 'tv', pretty sure said officer doesn't have the power to unlock my pc and search the disk for downloads!!!
Said officer may also interview me under caution so it will be a police officer then? And I'll be arrested so PACE can be used? Wow

Sounds like the same officer coming ter see me. Pull yer fone oat and record them at the door. Most fek oft. Be careful how yer answer as yer can incriminate yerself easily.

 

[Hippo]

I think it is right to say they actually have to witness you watching live TV, and if not they can't do you.
"Section 363 of the Communications Act 2003 makes it an offence to install or use a television receiver to watch or record any television programmes as they’re being shown on television without a TV Licence."
quote from
https://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/about/foi-legal-framework-AB16#:~:text=Section 363 of the Communications,a fee to the BBC.
THEMSELVES.
So if you don't have a telly installed, or have any recordings made from an aerial you should be OK.

They include the ability to receive live tv. Having the kit to do so counts. Internet and a phooter count because they include iplayer ont bbc.

 

[DanClarke]

FÜCK !! Am in Tier 4.
According to that, we have to leave the 91 YO MIL all alone on Xmas day because SHE is effectively another household?
Jesus!
The MIL is unable to shop for herself and yet we are NOT ALLOWED to take her shopping? WTF?