I would just like to say

[Dippypud]

So, the Trumpkin was diagnosed (allegedly) wif walrus a week ago.
A fat old man (and all three is relevant) has returned unscathed to his doodies this week good as new, if not better. 'Don't be afraid', clearly 200k of your compatriots were mistaken.. But still dead.

Somebody has left a kipper behind the radiator, you might think there was an election coming up and

Ah well, Fridi tomorrow, fukkit

 

[Turktowner]

Mornin folks, Appi Fridi
Bit quiet innit, everybody alright?
Morning registration time..

I'll start, 'PRESENT!'

 

[Hicap phill]

First job of the day... order my sarnies for collection. Then park in queue for loading south.
& it’s just started raining with gusts so will make today fun.

 

[My Old Landy]

Mornin folks, Appi Fridi
Bit quiet innit, everybody alright?
Morning registration time..

I'll start, 'PRESENT!'

My Old Landy, all present and correct sir!

 

[Shimsteriom]

First job of the day... order my sarnies for collection.

Watcha havin' ?

 

[Hicap phill]

Watcha havin' ?

Thick gammon ham,melted cheese bbq sauce. On toasted bun
(X2 it’s a long journey)

 

[Hippo]

When walkin past the military did e giv em the w*nker sign?

 

[kevstar]

Moring all, Im here but bunking off see yazzz.

Pizzing doon atm fire lit for the misses av a gud day.

 

[Hippo]

Eye be ere. Eye bin avvin me inerweb drop oat every few minits.

Eye as bin taykin advice frompt money tree. E be sayvin me intrest ont morgig. We as made ernuvva eggstra paymint ont morgig. Me web stopped just afta pressin go. We fink sovs got stuk int caybul.

 

[DanClarke]

Morning All
Paper's got, coffee's hot.
Kiddy from 11:30 & 2:30 until whenever their Mum turns up.
I have some other things I can get on with today.
2 new cupboards to be made and put up for the utility room, take the rads off in the upstairs rooms with the new windows so we can decorate etc.
The window fun resumes next week.

 

[Wimblowdriver]

Brilliant. And he thought he was the new messiah. But he's just a very naughty boy

 

[derwendolly]

Mizzly wet 'ere. It's 'off to the groomers day' for the K9s.
Still can't get to Llanelli to collect the ashes 'cos of lock-down.

 

[derwendolly]

Brilliant. And he thought he was the new messiah. But he's just a very naughty and very, very stupid boy

After all this there are still his 'faithfuls' who think the sun shines out of his backside.

 

[Shimsteriom]

Thick gammon ham,melted cheese bbq sauce. On toasted bun
(X2 it’s a long journey)

I thoroughly approve

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Today's "New Window" fitting has been a mixed-bag.
The manufacturer made a mistake and supplied the wrong size of corner posts, and not enough sealing strips for the glazing.
The window-fitters have gone "off-piste" and fitted a hideously large Ali windowsill to my small casement window which has a tiled sill.
I only discovered this after they had left for the day, called their office and said they would need to remove the hideous monstrosity, office agreed its the wrong sill/trim for a casement with tiled sloped window-sill's.
They will be back tomorrow to "finish" fitting what they have, and then revisit in 10 days when the correct sized corner-posts appear.
Despite these disappointing elements the overall effect of the new windows is pleasant and quite dramatic.
Picture below show the new bay window on the upstairs in contrast to the old UPVC on the downstairs bay.
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Getting there then, slowly!
Nice!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Who's the hottie?

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Well you dared where I dared not............!!!!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Easy option : buy it, park Landies in the garden; stack the house with spares ...

Or put trailers out there, with your Landies, and stack them with "toot" (I have two, any increase?!)

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Mr. Google is your friend
OK, so time tunnel test..
Trapdoor
Ivor the Engine..
Pitkins..
Bagpuss..
Capt Pugwash..
Mary Mungo and Midge?
Muffin the Mule (can't believe they got away with that)
Andy Pandy
The herbs..
Etcetra Etcetra

Think Muffin the Mule may have been before my time, but we didn't get a telly till I was eight!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

I did ask him how much he wanted for it, its the other half of a Victorian semi so together it would be quite a property... I can dream...

They apparently have a saying in Holland, according to our Dutch friends, "If you can buy next door, do so!".
Mind you have you seen the sort of houses they live in?
Do know a guy not far from here who bought two building plots on an estate and only built on one of them!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

He's OK I suppose but he's in for a shock when I leave unless he starts paying more attention to what I'm telling him

For a short period I was once an IT trainer, and discovered there were various sorts of pupil. some listened and took notes, others just listened and learned fu ck all, and some just said "I'll be fine" banged away on the keys in front of me, and then ff ed off, never having learned a thing!
Which sort is he?
Or is there another sort?