I would just like to say

[Turktowner]

Got windy here all of a sudden

Breakfast burrito?

 

[doriz]

Breakfast burrito?

Now, now we are not Merkins

 

[Turktowner]

Now, now we are not Merkins

The remains of last night's kebeb?
Oh.. You int Turkish neither..

 

[doriz]

Rather a Turk than a Merk

 

[Turktowner]

I had a mate was a taxi driver.
After a night out he'd buy two fully loaded donners on the way home and leave one in his pocket for breakfast.
He weren't Turkish neever.

But he WAS a fat bastid

 

[doriz]

I had a mate was a taxi driver.
After a night out he'd buy two fully loaded donners on the way home and leave one in his pocket for breakfast.
He weren't Turkish neever.

But he WAS a fat bastid

I've never understood this unwritten rule that you have to be sozzled to eat a kebab - I ain't had one for years, as my body is a mosque, but they are nice.

 

[Shimsteriom]

I did leave the shop with a disappointed look on my face but at least I managed to get a new gun... the only one they had!

 

[doriz]

I did leave the shop with a disappointed look on my face but at least I managed to get a new gun... the only one they had!

Wallmart?

 

[Shimsteriom]

Wallmart?

Wallmart wouldn't know where my Island is.

 

[doriz]

Wallmart wouldn't know where my Island is.

If there isn't any left you've started a shotgun panic buying situation - right I'm off out to buy a gun just in case there is a shortage.

 

[Turktowner]

I gots a gloo gun

 

[Shimsteriom]

I gots a gloo gun

what will ya be glooin' ?

 

[doriz]

what will ya be glooin' ?

His eyes together

 

[Turktowner]

what will ya be glooin' ?

Gots a Tratter..

His eyes together

Who told you about that! It only happened the once! Bloody eye drop bottle should be a different shape!

 

[Wimblowdriver]

what will ya be glooin' ?

Hands up, this is a stick up .

I'll get me coat --------

 

[Hicap phill]

Good evening from Cirencester.

Guess who has not made it home
So sat now waiting for a burger delivery & a lay by Date night.

 

[doriz]

Good evening from Cirencester.

Guess who has not made it home
So sat now waiting for a burger delivery & a lay by Date night.

you got an inflatable girlfriend with you, if not PM @kurtjohnson10

 

[kurtjohnson10]

you got an inflatable girlfriend with you, if not PM @kurtjohnson10

I am on Lock down, i would not travel to Cirencester unless there was any good bumming hot spots on the way. Could you send me that list of ones you frequent i lost it last time i was out with you cruising.

 

[doriz]

I am on Lock down, i would not travel to Cirencester unless there was any good bumming hot spots on the way. Could you send me that list of ones you frequent i lost it last time i was out with you cruising.

I'm only trying to help @Hicap phill who is likely to eat on his own. As you are no stranger to an inflatable partner I thought you could help him out...has he PM'd you?

 

[kurtjohnson10]

I'm only trying to help @Hicap phill who is likely to eat on his own. As you are no stranger to an inflatable partner I thought you could help him out...has he PM'd you?

Not yet and inflatables are not my thing anymore. Not after that amazing bumming session i had with you. You made me realise it is not wrong to have someone elses poop on my willy.