I would just like to say

[Hippo]

I was having me early morning coffee in me garding this morning. A blackbird hopped in under the bush under the bird feeders to pick up dropped seeds and next doors moggy jumped out to ambush it. But it missed and the blackbird escaped unhurt .

Yer need ter block oft its ambush root so it cant gerrany burds. It knows they be after food ont flor.

 

[DevonGuy]

Merry gude marnin tu orl frens. Be braight an shiny doan yer in Deb'n, us boys opin' fur a bonvire ledder on.

 

[DanClarke]

Morning All.
Sunshine A'plenty here.
A Gym day so a good day.
Some metalworking fun later. Coffee & Breakfast first.

 

[Hippo]

Eye ad sum smoky baycon crisps ut wikend. Eye int ad any fer many yers. They be qwite nice.

 

[DanClarke]

Eye ad sum smoky baycon crisps ut wikend. Eye int ad any fer many yers. They be qwite nice.

Aye, one of the very first "flavours" that was ever done (along with roast chicken). Lovely.

 

[Hippo]

Aye, one of the very first "flavours" that was ever done (along with roast chicken). Lovely.

Got sum rowstid chikin int me multi pack anorl.

When eye were a nippa me day would take us tup park ter play ont swings. We always ad rowstid chikin un orange pop.

 

[DanClarke]

Got sum rowstid chikin int me multi pack anorl.

When eye were a nippa me day would take us tup park ter play ont swings. We always ad rowstid chikin un orange pop.

Earlier than that (before flavoured crisps) we'd be parked on a step outside the pub with salt-yourself Smiths Crisps and a frozen Jubbly Orange in a tetrahedron pack.

 

[Dippypud]

Earlier than that (before flavoured crisps) we'd be parked on a step outside the pub with salt-yourself Smiths Crisps and a frozen Jubbly Orange in a tetrahedron pack.

A step up from the old arrowroot biscuit favoured by my Granda ...

 

[DevonGuy]

Got sum rowstid chikin int me multi pack anorl.

When eye were a nippa me day would take us tup park ter play ont swings. We always ad rowstid chikin un orange pop.

You were lucky. When us boys wuz nort but nippers us wuz given a square uv toasted cowpat. Tuk ages tur choo and yur made shure yur diddun swally it.

 

[Hippo]

Eye gets the feelin me bobbin dun't realeye's thar be wurms int me tub. It be same tub ah purront flor wiv wurms int. Ah went ter bin this mownin un he appered ont me woshin line pole. Ah went un gottid me tubber wurms as ther be nun by me bricks. Ah eld me tub up terrim un got as close as 2.5 fut an we just luked at teach tuffa. He luked darn at me tub un payd it a bit more ertendtun than normul but after 30 secund flowd ter me garrig ruf. Eld it oot ergen un he flowd darn me ruf un went ter me bricks ter luk fer wurms. Wel thar be still nun thar. He then flowd ter me burd ouse. Ah eld oot me tub ergen but he dropped int is hydin bush belowd burd ouse. So ah put the tub darn by me briks un he poped oot ont slap tunda bush so ah steppd bak un he flowd ter me briks. Lukd at me ferra bit un hopd ter syd of tub un piked er wurm un flowd tunda bush ergen. Ah wotchd im eated said wurm. He then pekd erbowt er bit un wotchd me then flowd ferra nuvva wurm then flowd oft ter tother fence un droppd darn totha side. So eye went darn garden ferra wonda un a minute later he wur int me bud baf by me briks avvin er wosh. Ah wotchd im. Noor justa qwik won. Er long won wiv many fluttas of wings. standin int baf ah just woshd oot un felld wiv klen wata frompt tap. Then he flowd oft. It be nice ferrim ter beer bowt like that. Eye gets the feelin ah need ter tub feed im when he be int mud fer fod. When he be int tree singin he be wurkin un too busy ter eated fod. Witch be why as bin avvin problums tub feedin im. Ah talso fink he be not able ter see wurms int tub so ah need ter fillit tup mor. Ah wunda if e gave is mrs the secund wurm and wur ont promis so adda baf un got luky.

 

[Hicap phill]

Had a well earned burger for tea.

 

[Hippo]

Shepurds pie wiv beef ternite

 

[Wimblowdriver]

Ome made curry on slightly over-grilled (black) waffles - grocery delivery interrupted the chefess. But it got scoffed without complaints.

 

[Shimsteriom]

Need sleep....

Nite All.

 

[Marmaduke]

Five more hours

 

[Marmaduke]

Just over three

 

[Hippo]

Just over three

Yer countin down the time till eyes gets tup ter go choppin eurly ter buy 300 bog rolls?

 

[Hippo]

Anuvva pre production Freelander.

Always mayks me laff when peeps pik ont evoque owners sayin gerra proppa rr. If the int gorra classic like below then they int gorra proppa one themselves.

 

[Marmaduke]

Yer countin down the time till eyes gets tup ter go choppin eurly ter buy 300 bog rolls?

Dun't need 300 bog rolls, i just come to work for a dump

 

[Hippo]

It be raynin. Am ofter sheep.