I would just like to say

[Turktowner]

I am, it has not. Do you know something I don't?

Tom Cruise has your feed on a loop.
Best go and check yourself..

 

[My Old Landy]

Tom Cruise has your feed on a loop.
Best go and check yourself..

Oh no! If you see someone lugging a large Hadron collider around tell them I want it back

 

[Shimsteriom]

I am, it has not. Do you know something I don't?

Congratulations for being the 20000th poster on this 'ere thread.

 

[My Old Landy]

Congratulations for being the 20000th poster on this 'ere thread.

Thanks, if I had realised I would have written something more interesting!

 

[Turktowner]

Oh I dunno, large hadron collider int bad.
Could've been about the weather, or 'I likes cheese' or a question about best tyres ferra nippo..

 

[Hicap phill]

Thanks, if I had realised I would have written something more interesting!

Just go back & edit your post. It will confuse everyone

 

[DanClarke]

Another "Wonderful-Weigh-In-Wednesday" for me.
Down another 3 pound of lard this week. Probably only 12-13 weeks to get to my initial goal of 11 Stone 7 pounds at this rate.
So far it has been easier than I imagined it would be.
Keeping it off, might be a challenge in the longer term, but for now, I am winning.

 

[Hicap phill]

I am, it has not. Do you know something I don't?

you need to lick the dot if it does not move after 20 mins.

 

[My Old Landy]

you need to lick the dot if it does not move after 20 mins.

Ok, I am trying that but it doesn't seem to be working....

 

[Shimsteriom]

Ok, I am trying that but it doesn't seem to be working....

You're not licking hard enough

 

[My Old Landy]

You're not licking hard enough

The relief watch will be here at 3.30, I shall keep at it until then

 

[Hicap phill]

So I may be stuck soon. They said they will tow me out if there are problems.
Yep there will be problems I’m already stuck & your going to load me.
& I’m not liking getting my boots/socks dirty.
At least I should have a cooked meal tonight

 

[Wimblowdriver]

Congratulations for being the 20000th poster on this 'ere thread.

The first post was number 1. So the 20,000th post must be number 20,001. Turktowner goddit .

 

[Turktowner]

Woohoo!
Oh, hang on, weren't it shimmy?

Edit. Nope, it were me! Where's me badge?

 

[Wimblowdriver]

Edit. Nope, it were me! Where's me badge?

Take yer pick ----

 

[Thor 1950]

Morning all, on my first cup of black coffee for the day. Many more to follow

 

[Turktowner]

Tratter 90 csw if you please..

 

[Hippo]

That's just it, nothing is moving

Av yer gorrit ont paws?

 

[Hippo]

I am, I shout into a microphone whilst pressing the close button

run yer bastids...

 

[My Old Landy]

run yer bastids...

Yep, that was the general idea!