Standard of Ritted English

[Grippa]

we has fookin mirrors yur uneducated suvern poofta

Ahv gorra picture in me head that I rilly, rilly dunt want there!

Evernin' Munkee man.

 

[Trewey]

dunno wot ees own abart - t'eengliish in ear looks perfik ter me

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

thas coz yu int inglish.

 

[slob]

ah think ee's folked orf now? anyone wanna swap some top trump cards fer a reet good conker?

 

[Sirus]

spam

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

i got sum cigarette cards if that helps?

 

[Grippa]

Awww, swap yer fer wun o' these

 

[Oddie]

Nah, i'll give yer a hubba bubba fer the penguin in yer lunch though

 

[robint]

i got a bit of second hand toilet paper !!!!!!!!

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

eek!

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

cumon Richm - yu started it - yu mite aswell join in

 

[Grippa]

Nah, i'll give yer a hubba bubba

Ah fekin bet yer wud, yer durdy bastid!

 

[Sirus]

Hes too busy doing his Edvard Munch's The Scream impression

 

[slob]

Nah, i'll give yer a hubba bubba fer the penguin in yer lunch though

ok but yer gonna have to wait till i **** it out or i could regude
..regurr
puke it back up fer yer

 

[Grippa]

cumon Richm - yu started it - yu mite aswell join in

You lot stick tergevva do yer?

 

[Oddie]

ok but yer gonna have to wait till i **** it out or i could regude
..regurr
puke it back up fer yer

Pull my finger...

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

yu is only jealous.

 

[Sirus]

Pull my finger...

Thas snot yur finga

 

[Grippa]

yu is only jealous.

Wot, of being a Dick?

 

[robint]

this is were it came from!!!!!!!!!!!!! eek