I would just like to say

[doriz]

Poacher

 

[Hippo]

Poacher

Int his case he's er misser

 

[Turktowner]

Evenin fo!ks.
Gots me a noo bigger tablit. Least I can type betterer wif me bolt like fingers now.
Jeez did it rain earlier. Sposed to have funder tonite, hopeflee.

 

[Hippo]

Eye bin sleep'd un woked. Last nite eye made me wudun donuts fer me dust filter. Terday eye be nickin the bolt frompt wurk un purrin it tergeffer ternight.

Did yer gerrum?

 

[Hippo]

Did yer gerrum?

Get wot?

 

[Shimsteriom]

Sposed to have funder tonite, hopeflee.

Try and get some piccies if you can (of the lightning!)

 

[Hippo]

Get wot?

The bolts

 

[Turktowner]

Uh oh, Hippo 2 (the weird twin) is back..

 

[Hippo]

The bolts

No

 

[Hippo]

No

Why not?

 

[Hippo]

Why not?

Eye fergotted

 

[Turktowner]

Might get litenin bolts later.. Cept they're all BA or UNF...

 

[Hippo]

Eye fergotted

FFS eye bin waitin fer thems tall day

 

[Shimsteriom]

For those of you who have had a load of rain today, it's been wall to wall sunshine here.
Just sayin' is all.

 

[Hippo]

FFS eye bin waitin fer thems tall day

Eye'll gerrum termorra. Yer'll havter wait.

 

[Hippo]

Eye'll gerrum termorra. Yer'll havter wait.

FFS it's not ard

 

[Turktowner]

Ooh you manx (see wot i did there?)

 

[Hippo]

FFS it's not ard

Dun't be mean. Eye gotter wait anuvva day anorl.

 

[Hippo]

Dun't be mean. Eye gotter wait anuvva day anorl.

Fek oft

 

[Hippo]

Fek oft

Up yours