I would just like to say

[Hippo]

Discombobulating as just bint used ont telly

 

[Hippo]

It rained terday so me wata buts av bin fed

 

[Hippo]

Eye were pullin oot ivy ut weekend. It be like pullin cable outer tarmac. It be like rope anorl. Got most ov it up but eye be wotchin it. Eye be armed wiv lots of saws. Eye be gerrit if it grows ergen.

 

[Hippo]

Ma hippo were parked under a tree. It be not rained ferra while so there mustabin er build tup er sap coz it gotted washed all over ma hippo.

 

[Land_girl]

Wish I could wash my hippo, she's looking very mucky. Still waiting on my new window regulator so currently have the window tapped up!

 

[Hippo]

Ere @DevonGuy me gloves is fantastic. Eye bin fightin wiv nettuls brambuls un ivybuls. Eye int bin bitted by any of em. It be gud add vice ter buyum.

 

[Dippypud]

Yer must av sharp teef

They're me noo ones ....

 

[Hippo]

Wish I could wash my hippo, she's looking very mucky. Still waiting on my new window regulator so currently have the window tapped up!

Gaffa tape?

 

[Land_girl]

Gaffa tape?

Yep :-(

 

[Wimblowdriver]

We're on page 600.

 

[Turktowner]

I had a spirometry test today at the hospital. It was a bit more intense than the usual one we have at work. Still, passed with flying lung capacity

is that the one with the coloured pens and twirly whirly cogs?

 

[derwendolly]

It rained terday so me wata buts av bin fed

We've had a lovely sunny day albeit a bit breezy.

 

[Hippo]

Suns going ter sleep

 

[Dippypud]

Suns going ter sleep

Roll the clouds over his shoulder and tuck him in ...

 

[Dippypud]

There be tweety birds flying high chasing after the last of the flying insects afor nightime ...

 

[Turktowner]

Me too. Up early tomorrow for a job in Exeter.
An they are forecasting rain.
Bollix.

 

[Turktowner]

Swofts or swillows Dips?

 

[Hippo]

Me too. Up early tomorrow for a job in Exeter.
An they are forecasting rain.
Bollix.

Can yer take me wata but with yer un fillit?

 

[Turktowner]

Can yer take me wata but with yer un fillit?

Thought they was flup?

 

[Land_girl]

I love watching the bats in my back garden zipping through the air, just at dusk.