I would just like to say

[marksman]

I draw the line at Puro milk though

 

[Turktowner]

Tis also not that strange that thee thinks I is a gennulman, as I is not ... I is a fair maid ... also known as a Doris ....

You'd have thunk he knew his crumpets.
I've been workin in some new flats over the last week, you shoulda heard the wind whistlin through their windows. Was like a haunted house.
@Hippo, do you know what they do to vegetable oil to make it buttery? Is one of the first frankenfoods.

 

[derwendolly]

I draw the line at Puro milk though

Wos tha?

 

[marksman]

It was a fully pasturised milk back in the 70s lasted about 2 weeks tasted like S***t

 

[Hippo]

You'd have thunk he knew his crumpets.
I've been workin in some new flats over the last week, you shoulda heard the wind whistlin through their windows. Was like a haunted house.
@Hippo, do you know what they do to vegetable oil to make it buttery? Is one of the first frankenfoods.

No. Wos tha?

 

[Hippo]

eye has napped
that isal

 

[Turktowner]

@Hippo, summink like this..
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...FjAAegQIARAB&usg=AOvVaw00oDrgyjVrm4rLf5tvFgtN

 

[Hippo]

@Hippo, summink like this..
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...FjAAegQIARAB&usg=AOvVaw00oDrgyjVrm4rLf5tvFgtN

Un thar wers me finkin free radiculs wersa pop group.

Eye be lookin un it be flora light low fat spread. So eye be saved?

 

[Turktowner]

Un thar wers me finkin free radiculs wersa pop group.

Eye be lookin un it be flora light low fat spread. So eye be saved?

We is all deaded inna end brother.
Jus depens wot of
Enjoy the ride (an drive tratters)

 

[Hippo]

We is all deaded inna end brother.
Jus depens wot of
Enjoy the ride (an drive tratters)

This ere beer Freelander fred. Freelanders rule.

 

[Dartmoor Navigator]

I has had to eat a hotdog just to line me tummy for my night night painkillers.

I had mustard on it.

 

[derwendolly]

I has had to eat a hotdog just to line me tummy for my night night painkillers.

I had mustard on it.

That's the best excuse I've ever heard for snacking at midnight!

 

[Dartmoor Navigator]

That's the best excuse I've ever heard for snacking at midnight!

Well it was either that or a banana

 

[Hippo]

Well it was either that or a banana

who's yer friend int yer pic?

nyte

 

[Marmaduke]

Un thar wers me finkin free radiculs wersa pop group.

Eye be lookin un it be flora light low fat spread. So eye be saved?

I hope you realise by eating that manufactured crap you're doing me and the farmers I collect from out of a job. Get some proper natural stuff inside yiu

 

[My Old Landy]

Morning all

 

[Oldseadog]

Gid moanin me fiends,
Anna nappi nyeu weak ter yorl coz itz Mundi

 

[Shimsteriom]

Hola

 

[Turktowner]

Morninall.

 

[Oldseadog]

Hola

Dats forrin innitr?
Or yer gorra Hola uv Luv ... cud bee asung invere somewherer maybee ...;