I would just like to say

[Dippypud]

Got the letter sorted thanks.
I used to like reading these for prospective workers

There are some doozies ...

 

[Dippypud]

There are some doozies ...

I've got to arrange a meeting with my manager and the CEO, to ask for a raise ... just working out the wording and timing of that ...

 

[Hicap phill]

Over a bag of doughnuts/cake/fruit ?

 

[Wimblowdriver]

We have gained an hour and 3/4 on the overall length of day...

Only another 4.5 months and the nights will start drawing in again. An it'll get late earlier.

 

[Wimblowdriver]

just working out the wording and timing of that ...

Dippy:- Gimme more money please, Now.
Boss:- You know where the door is

 

[DevonGuy]

Only another 4.5 months and the nights will start drawing in again. An it'll get late earlier.

Us boys ev noticed that befor. It do happen laike that evry year and do fuddle things proper. There orta be a law. Anny proper government shud do somethin ter stop it.

 

[Wimblowdriver]

Anny proper government shud do somethin ter stop it.

We got politishuns instead of a proper guvmint.

 

[Marmaduke]

Eye think the modern day trucker is much softer and more worried about breaking a nail compared to truckers from years ago. Also counting the overtime hours while stuck with the fool burning eater running.

@Marmaduke

Sorry for not replying earlier Mr Hippo but I've recently changed jobs.

This was the view from the lorry window last week as I now drive a milk tanker and most definitely carry a shovel and a couple of bags of grit
Also I'm mastering driving along farm tracks in snow drifts without hopefully getting a tow from the farmer
The joys of working in the Peak District and Staffordshire moorlands....

 

[Dippypud]

Only another 4.5 months and the nights will start drawing in again. An it'll get late earlier.

Push off ...

 

[Marmaduke]

@Hippo I've even changed my avatar to reflect on my new career

 

[Wimblowdriver]

Push off ...

Oooh! Polite.

 

[doriz]

Sorry for not replying earlier Mr Hippo but I've recently changed jobs. View attachment 169293
This was the view from the lorry window last week as I now drive a milk tanker and most definitely carry a shovel and a couple of bags of grit
Also I'm mastering driving along farm tracks in snow drifts without hopefully getting a tow from the farmer
The joys of working in the Peak District and Staffordshire moorlands....

Employ a pig as your drivers mate, can’t go wrong with a pig.

 

[Turktowner]

Bought one of those phooking Chinese wifi cameras so i can spy on the dog - I'm gonna kung-fu this piece of ****e in a minute.

 

[Turktowner]

@Hippo I've even changed my avatar to reflect on my new career

Another Solent lad.
No doubt you've seen the Italian job. (proper original mind you).
Now where's me fookin saxaphone... An scantily clad wench..

 

[Hippo]

Ere @Hicap phill
does yer need a character refer refu refem er one of them assassination fings?

 

[Turktowner]

Mornin
Nappi Fridi

 

[derwendolly]

Mornin' all. Very wet and very, very windy.

 

[Oldseadog]

Gid moanin me fiends an wilcum bak Mummyduck .. uz int mist yer, bert iz gudz ter sewez yerz agin.
Sweat art vere an oi iz ear wiv a bakun buttie.
Sfridi swav aguddun coz iz nealy tweak hend.

 

[Hicap phill]

Mornin.
Damp start

 

[Shimsteriom]

Mornin.
Damp start

Wet the bed again?