450 mile round trip

[fivepunjab]

Just about to head off on a 450 mile round trip in a swb diesel series 3 for the weekend. Any a you wisecracks got any advice fore i head off, or will i just plow off into the sunset?

 

[Griffdowg]

take a hat and scarf and your AA membership

G

 

[Sirus]

Ear plugs an pile cream

 

[slob]

go to the toilet before you leave

 

[Sirus]

Dunt forget to wash yer hands

 

[big red]

See you in a few weeks

 

[CharlesY]

Just about to head off on a 450 mile round trip in a swb diesel series 3 for the weekend. Any a you wisecracks got any advice fore i head off, or will i just plow off into the sunset?

Put some diesel in your tank .... and remember, you will never reach the sun in a series diesel especially if you're pulling a plough.

 

[slob]

and put on clean underwear

 

[Grippa]

There'll be bluebells over the white cliffs of Dover.

 

[boodog]

Stick to the inside lane on the motorway!

 

[GRUNT]

and put on clean underwear

An make sure it's your own not the wifes. An no matter how cold it is don't wear tights.

 

[mondo]

Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow.

 

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I`ve just done a 4 and half mile round trip. Only had to service the petrol pump, strip and service the carb and buy a re-con. cylinder head. Suggest you cut out the middle man, stick it on a truck. Sit in it and keep flashing your lights at the driver and see if he pulls over.

Old Bloke

 

[GRUNT]

Ey Mondo yer cured, how did yer do it?

 

[slob]

evening mr grunt

 

[GRUNT]

Good evening to you two Mr Slob.

 

[fivepunjab]

Heh heh heh well all you wise men sure had some usefull advice allright...

Arrived home last night, just under 480 miles all up.

And all it used (in decreasing quantities) :

Time, diesel , oil, injector fuel lines !

 

[dantaylor360]

Is he back yet???!

 

[dantaylor360]

Ah excuse the last post, I see you arrived back!