Serious Question - Tools

[EbonynIvory]

I am going to have to start collecting tools to carry around with me in the landy, soooo..........

..What are the five most usefull tools that should be kept in the landy at all times?

I already have jump leads (have needed them twice since Christmas! ) and oil.

 

[driving_mad]

club hammer, book of cursives, 60year old housewifes monthly, bottle of vodka, and a double ended dildo

 

[GRUNT]

A big hammer and a condom. If you can't hammer it **** it.

 

[GRUNT]

Spose it's the same punch line innit.

 

[Adz]

Strap (or chain depending on yer perveshun) wrench, big adjustable spanner, socket set, trolley or bottle jack, hammer.

FWIW: Oil int a 'tool' it's a 'consumable' unless yer talking about WD40, plusgas or 3 in 1. If yer talking about 3 in 1 then I'd recommend a chain wrench over a strap one everytime!

 

[slob]

(slob's helpful post n°1)
sum screwdrivers and a pair of pliers might come in handy

 

[Take5]

In me toolbox i 'ave heavy duty socket set, two adjustables (7" and 9"), hammer, breaker bar, set of pliers (long nose etc), various screwdrivers, WD40, Molkote 1000 tube, various colours of PVC tape, PTFE, assorted nuts washers circlips etc and spare angle grinder disks.

Angle grinder lives wrapped up in a boiler suit next to toolbox...

 

[slob]

In me toolbox i 'ave heavy duty socket set, two adjustables (7" and 9"), hammer, breaker bar, set of pliers (long nose etc), various screwdrivers, WD40,copy of gay sheep in heat, Molkote 1000 tube, various colours of PVC tape, PTFE, assorted nuts washers circlips etc and spare angle grinder disks.

Angle grinder lives wrapped up in a boiler suit next to toolbox...

slob's helpfull post n°3
if yer a gurl,gaylander or jist a big wooosss i'd suggest one of them 12v or cordless impact wrenches incase you need to remove a wheel, and some more etc will all so help.

and if yer going out for a long time and might not get back in time fer tea how about taking along a cheese sandwich

 

[Take5]

and if yer going out for a long time and might not get back in time fer tea how about taking along a cheese sandwich

Mmmm, nearly lunchtime. Sorry, but me subs on Gay Sheep mag have run out

 

[slob]

dint they send you a reminder?

 

[Take5]

Dint recieve one, mind you got a welsh postie so who knows where it is

 

[slob]

ask yella fer the phone number and give them a call

 

[Griffdowg]

is it issued baaa-monthly?

id also recommend a head torch, and zip ties... enless uses!

G

 

[EbonynIvory]

Thank you, some of the tools I haven't even heard of!

Slob - wheres helpfull post no 2? (Thank you)

Driving Mad - What would I need a double ended dildo for?

Take 5 - what would I use an angle grinder for? I only want to be able to fix it, not re-sculpture the thing!

 

[EbonynIvory]

Got zip ties - very useful!

 

[Trewey]

Don't forget the big hammer!

 

[EbonynIvory]

Don't forget the big hammer!

Hmmmmm, can be a bit free with a hammer when things go wrong, might get a small one!

 

[Take5]

Take 5 - what would I use an angle grinder for? I only want to be able to fix it, not re-sculpture the thing!

When you round off the head of a seized bolt that you have to remove to effect the repair, that's when you'll know why you need an angle grinder

 

[GRUNT]

Driving Mad - What would I need a double ended dildo for?

Adapt post number three.

 

[slob]

is it issued baaa-monthly?

id also recommend a head torch, and zip ties... enless uses!

G

do you really need a head torch??
most folk can manage that without a torch