Hi guys...Mike from manchester....my freelander aux belt has died

[Storminmike]

Mike, Stick your question in the freelander section and leave the school kids to carry on playing with themselves.

Welcome to LZ by the way.

Thanks....

 

[ratty]

No problem....you probably missed it amongst the farm manure...could be worse...like having a TDi

is that what you get for visiting the red light district?

 

[DiscoPol]

the Place is a dump though. The germans only invented the Blitzkreig, so they wouldn't have to spend too long there on their way to froggy land..

& it's the only country in the eastern Bloc that the soviets willingly divided up and shared with someone else. anything to get rid of as much of the place as poss

Hey up Pikey, I wish to remark upon your considered opinion of Poland, I feel it must be said that some may find your comments offensive and derogatory, I on the other hand agree completely but the birds are fit as butchers dogs and booze fags and food are dirt cheap, so all in all im a happy bunny

 

[GRATCH]

No problem....you probably missed it amongst the farm manure...could be worse...like having a STI

Take your word for it. Thought you phoofters practised safe sex now

 

[Storminmike]

is that what you get for visiting the red light district?

Only when i reverese

 

[DiscoPol]

Take your word for it. Thought you phoofters practised safe sex now

Only when i reverese

i see the truth is out

 

[Storminmike]

Take your word for it. Thought you phoofters practised safe sex now

we do....it's called avoiding discos

 

[ratty]

Only when i reverese

That'll teach you for not checking yer baby oil level before entering.

 

[ratty]

i see the truth is out the closet

I thought Gratch came out a few weeks back?

 

[GRATCH]

Ooooh.......Accy's bin summoned.....wonder who got the red triangle pressed on them?:behindsofa:

 

[GRATCH]

we do....it's called avoiding discos

Blue Oyster Bar? Canal Street?

 

[DiscoPol]

Shush if we are all quiet he might not see us here and go on his way

 

[fanatic]

is this anything goes?

 

[DiscoPol]

is this anything goes?

not yet, why is your tourettes playing up again?

 

[Pikey]

Ooooh.......Accy's bin summoned.....wonder who got the red triangle pressed on them?:behindsofa:

DiscoPol is secretly fuming about me Poland comment. That's what ya get from someone, who likes sliding down a greasy pole.

 

[ratty]

is this anything goes?

More like 'everyone runs'

 

[DiscoPol]

oh christ Mod1 is here now * quickly checks back through own posts

 

[ratty]

Evening Mod1

 

[Pikey]

ooh SH*T M*D1 is down there anorl :bolt::bolt:

 

[Fur Trapper]

Any body tell 110 women and its friday nite