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    Bolts needed.

    hi guys and gals, need bolt's for 300tdi manifold to engine bolt's to be precise. all of them. Reason? she's been brought up on a farm...... everything is make do! :doh: sheared bolt?:confused: thread bar and a nut!:D 2years later. changed the gasket and the "make do" bolt's no longer...
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    any ideas???

    1) would you put your hand down a drain? 2) swirled a stick around nothing but dirty water = LOST FOREVER! c) i dont have rubber gloves long enough to put my hand in.
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    any ideas???

    if thats what they are? then yes. :confused:
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    any ideas???

    cheers. also need the bit's in between. should explain. i've been working on the disco on the road (moved to a house with no drive and no garage! WHAT THE f**k?) and i took the injectors out to change the seals and dropped the whole rail down a drain. so need the pipe and the...."bits inbetween".
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    any ideas???

    Leak off pipes / Fuel spill pipes / Return pipes. all sound like sensible answeres. But i know the "parts expert" will still be confused. cheers guys.
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    any ideas???

    quick question... i have a 300tdi disco. what is the name of the pipes between the injectors? they loop from one to the other and are bolted to each injector. need the exact name to make it easier for the "parts expert" on the phone that has "no mechanical experience":confused: help needed...
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    YES or NO?

    well to be honest, my 300tdi has been wrecked (cosmetically) but since i've had a promotion, i've found myself able to sort out the cosmetic issues and it's slowly becoming....PRETTY? hence the reason for wanting a shiny TD5. more miles on the tarmac than off it. but still capable for the (very)...
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    YES or NO?

    I'm tempted to get a TD5 ES Disco and get rid of my 300tdi. Thing is.... not sure if i should? TD5 is a 53 plate, 85k and from a well known garage so i know it will be fine and i'll get great after care. so what you think? should i go for it? :confused::confused::confused:
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    Job time estimates?

    i managed to change all the discs and pads and 4wheel bearings on my disco 300tdi. a lot of tea needs to be drunk. got it done in 7 hours. thats from jacking up to driving out of garage. had my brother helping to. but if you get everything you need ready (we didnt) it should take less time...
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    Camp fire tales

    yes, good old paraffin. seen a similar situation with petrol. also started a small trail from where it had been leaking from the car to the fire. it's not just in the movies guys. fire does follow the trail and will burn your fecking car. luckily i always carry a fire extinguisher. sometimes in...
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    Mot failure :(

    try wheel bearings, or get the brakes bled. that caused my lack of braking during mot. wheel bearings where in early stages of going. easy(ish) fix. and i did my pads and discs but didnt bleed them properly. (apparently?) but they worked fine for the 2weeks after changing and before mot?
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    Camp fire tales

    Anyone have some amusing or not so amusing camp fire tales to tell? now that summers on the way and the tent is all aired out. i've been remembering all the STUPID things i've either done or seen while laning/camping. one that always makes me laugh is watching a friend being chased by a...
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    Mot failure :(

    dodgy garage? i find that when i send a perfectly good car in for mot. they always say....."yup. needs new discs and pads." just so they can bill you for something. as for lights. had a major list with my 300tdi disco last mot. 11 bulb related. for some reason. bulbs and all other electrickery...
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    British Engineering 1 - Jap Crap 0

    The level of stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me!
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    British Engineering 1 - Jap Crap 0

    that's what my neighbour just said. im tempted just to **** him off even more. but then i think of him getting upset over a pinin? i mean seariously! why would someone buy one of them?
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    British Engineering 1 - Jap Crap 0

    should point out i did ring local plod gave my details and said i was leaving because JAP-CRAP DRIVER was getting aggressive. so didnt just leave the scene of accident!
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    British Engineering 1 - Jap Crap 0

    Me and missus driving back from a well known supermarket.... we'll call it MORRISONS. (because that's its name). Approach a round about. stop. and hear a loud crash. MISSUS: "That sounded bad. Where did it come from?" ME: "I don't know? But the car behind looks close." I step out. as...
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    no more problems.... i need to look harder.

    so it's been almost 2 months since my 300tdi disco was back to road worthy and its been great. no problems starting. no funny noises. after a service im getting 33mpg. simple, reliable motoring. BUT! there is one problem.... I'M BORED! now there's nothing to fix. i feel the need to modify...
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    K&N - any point?

    should have pointed out im 25 and he's my older brother. at 35 with 3 kids, he should have grown up by now. he also has a family car....VW SHARAN VR6..... only because it fits the family in with dog, and oh yes..... it's a VR6. very sad.
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    K&N - any point?

    really? how depressing! so it is just him driving faster just to hear it! he needs to stop talking to those youths with there lil clio/saxo/fiesta! you know the type.... my car is loud there for it's fast!
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