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Stick with it - hell, it was only because someone cooked his bacon butty accidentally while playing with a magnetron that we got the microwave oven!

don't get sensitive, oronis :-) This is the cut and thrust of a very lively and healthy forum. How many things can you count that gives so much enjoyment to so many at NO PERSONAL COST! You get stuck in like the rest of us!

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Easy Charles - he could easily be working for landrover next gen engines!

and no, I can't spell when I'm ****ed off!

usually comes from same IP address -why not just block the IP? (or am I talking bull****?) Starting to think that maybe Borneo guy and Mexico guy I responded to were the same. Fook me! Bastard! hate to be suckholed like that. Like someone running down the side of yr Lr with a piece of metall -...

Totally agree Charles Y - these type of wind ups should be nipped in the bud if possible - those that want to help will always refrain in case its a wind up and the forum will be the looser for it. There are a lot us who do rely on people like you to impart your knowledge and i can imagine the...

The 11/2008 requires a dongle - there's a fix but on Vista I never got it to work!

Fook, if she did did it deliberate then consider putting some oil in her water!

Is that why she's yr ex?

stay tuned folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good question - any takers for an answer ?????????????????

My Mondeo 2l tdi does 45 under any circumstances BUT the 95 disco 300Tdi is still the favourite! Good old warhorse with close to 170k miles on it. They're good to work on and don't cost you an arm and a leg - like most of the older generation LR's. Good luck, take your time and get a good un...

There an XYZ switch on the auto box which can create problems. Here is a link: td5 gearbox problem - Land Rover UK Forums failing that, I would suggest you contact ashcroft transmissions - link here Ashcroft Transmissions - they are extremely helpful!

If you run it up to temp with the header cap on and then release (with the fluid at corect level), you will get it coming out as it is a pressurised system. it's also bloody hot and quite risky! (as I read your post). Run it up from cold with cap off and water at correct level and see if there...

evil bug*er, RSM - But had to laugh - good one!

Mine is slow to warm up at around -10c and below but as soon as temp guage shows movement I get heat and the disco does have a good heater on it. As above, thermostat etc as it should be performing better than you describe.

Doesn't it just! Can you get access to one of them testers to check for gases in the water?

Some bastid has joy rided it - can't see a pro going for something as distinctive as that! Hope you get it back ok. Make sure you test the suspension by backing over the thieving bastid if you do get it back!