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A pencil sharpener?

Where else on this forum could such an unimportant piece ov information be posted, for us all to read. Long live this ere fred.

Web ses they does.

Just seen me fox frew the window. He set me security light oft. Young and fin. Was looking round me nut feeding area. Not sure if they eat nuts.

Tis no joke. Struggled to lift it out ma ippo. Gorrit wiv me good arm on me good shoulder. If eye'd left it outside it be ravaged.

Eye has hadda bit of flu. Coffin, cold, temperature and shivers. Woke up yesdi to find me shoulder urtin. Musta lay funny int nite.

Eye is still poorly. Me shoulders urtin now.

Nuts arrive morra. Gorra few wuk trips coming up. Need to make a feeder to drop nuts a few times a day. Can't find anyfink yer can by. Control be easy. Might make it out ov wud wiv a series ov actuators or a fredded rod controlled by a motor. Rod unscrews opening anuvva compartment assit gets...

Nah. The devils got one.

Eye is feeling betterer. Me cold is going.

They av bin planting them for me. They aint daft.

Nite

Just ordered some more nuts for me friends.

No. Fings from near the bread int sainsberrys.

Eye is still poorly. Avvin anuvva 2 crumpets.

Avvin 2 crumps then going to bed. Not seen kev ferra while. Naybor ain't seen im on is wildlife camera ferra week.

We have had a change of ray-geem in certain area's. Fings chucked out to stop us hurting ourselfs. Or correcting the way they fink we should be wukkin, but dun't know wot we does. The peep doing the chucking ain't responsible fer making money so not their problem iffit causes us problems. Along...

Me hevva cutting looks like its failing so eye has hadda nuvva go. This time pulling the blue and purple flower oft. While taking a cutting earlier eye were quite pleased to see about 8 bee's hoverin on and around me hevva. Tis why eye bort it, to help the bee's and fill me boarders wiv flowers...

Eye is poorly. Feller sheep on me bed last nite wotchin youtube. Bin wukkin too many hours this week. Woke wiv a sore froat 3 or 4 hours later. Woke int nite to find eye hassa cold. Baked beans and pizza fer tea as eye can't be bovvered wiv me normal creations.

Fake news. When have yer ever seen a fred on ere asking where's the best place to buy a new chassis. Norrin the Freelander section.