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Huh. I tried for 3 months and couldn’t find a decent one, would have been happy to find one with a good body and spend (say) £3000 on rebuilding the transmission. Plenty of “not the usual rubbish” ads, none of it true. Add to that the road tax now being double what my Yeti’s is and the amount of...

Uh, what an arse. Never worked out why they stick the blimmin thing where it’s hardest to get at. My Yeti is a DSG so that’s not an issue but I bet there are others.

Can’t help with the techno-stuff that the rest of you guys excel at but for what it’s worth I may be able to shed some light on Timpsons. Mrs DG managed to break the blades of both the keys to her Skoda Fabia at the pivot point (it’s a fold-out key) and my local man in town couldn’t help me but...

Is that an inside or outside job?

Mornin orl. Be cold an damp yer. Luckily, blanket be warm.

Zartinly is doan yer, av bin bizzundoan ferran our or tu zo var!

End October will be the last cycle. Life begins again.

This great when the penny drops. Like weight liftin off their shoulders.

End uv chemo

Mornin volks. Annuva rough naight, no wurk furrus tudai. Oanly a mumf tu go. Gude job us avva dacent guvnor.

It’s a Secret.

Mornin volks. Crap nights zleep zo curling up on zofa wiv a couple uv zpaniels wot be moor friendly than a bed. Wotchin noos ont telly, turnin off zoon, tis rubbish aboat volks geddin married, like that wuz sumfing noo. Avva gude dai frens!

In case you haven’t got the drift here, we’re simple country folk and are only fortunate enough to have learned our letters in Sunday School so need pictures. We really like pictures….. Oh, and welcome to the nuthouse!

Locked?

Still won’t stop the next bench from nicking your can and losing the straw…..

So a requires a careful approach whilst preparing for the table, I guess. Do you skin them first or marinade in red wine?

Godda vair bit dun tudai, swepp is chimbley zarvernune, rebedded register plate anorl. Then went pub verra couple a back ohm. Tu showers and sooty smell still under us vingernails. Gnight volks!

I think it’s that there’s no international money symbol for the Jellytot so the lister has been forced to use the £ instead. Not his fault.

Been a tough year with these little horrors. We get lots of deer ticks which get enormous. Trick is to wait until they’re nicely full and then get them when they’re less keen on the job. Then chuck them on the woodstove and watch them pop. Unfortunately they don’t scream in agony, which would be...

I say…..it’s not the new MiniMoke, is it? 😂