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Damn right!

Shoved a shovel of smokeless on the woodstove first thing and toasted me toes while drinking coffee. Sheer bloody bliss.

Av binna long dai. Taime tu nod off. Zleep well frens.

Tizza piddy. Volks duddun unnastan importins uv trees. wot zort be it?

He’ll need more than a Disco to follow the Red Arrows, tha knows.

Probably wi'out a cock......unless it has a comb and wattles. He'll keep it in one of his spare Range Rovers, of course.

The possibilities of you actually holding down a job, let alone being able to use Range Rovers in whatever unfortunate style of employment you currently imagine yourself, are beginning to tax my imagination so I'd better pop off and do a bit more of mine - a real job which doesn't require me to...

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Capital “R” on “Rover”. Now, you should have got that one right if you really do have one you use as a lorry.

Oh and by the way, two “p”s in worshipper. Try to get it right next time, sonny boy.

Hehehe what rubbish 🤣🤣🤣 A dreamer who hasn’t worked out that he needs us but we wouldn’t notice if he disappeared into one of his Cornish myths. Bye bye, BoB.

😂😂😂😂 You silly little twerp! Can’t even use the same name two weeks running. Range Rover for work? Nice shopping trolley on your way back from the school run more like. 😂😂😂😂

Sanguineous Purgatory! That bloke must have no friends if he has to keep coming on here with his “I’m so rich that I can use a Range Rover as a lorry” excrement.

Good to hear. I’d have another LR tomorrow if circumstances allowed. BoB only comes on here to talk faeces anyway, there’s a few like that about.

Mornin orl. A bit drier doan yer, cats are oat. Dugs goan oat zoon, us boys gun dry tu go wurk. Be draivin us mad been ohm. Ohm be plaice tu keep us stuff.

It’ll take him a week to think up another stupid handle.

Yer can wash evryfing at 20 deg now so get loads of washing dun before winter.

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Not wealthy (fuel, road tax, repairs. My common road trips are 1000 - 1500 miles.) Not enough room to park it Four working dogs Too luxurious You may have sufficient bearer bonds to fund a Range Rover but I don’t.

Range Rover utterly impractical for me, would have to have been an F1 (or 2 if necessary).