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Thassit. Chrispmuss cards be dun an bostid, seccon class. Bost Orifice be in zuch a state us can blame lateness on them. Be wurst necks year when that Check geezer av tuk oaver propper.

I know Apple gear gets some volks like that. I went to a MacBook about 4 years ago having got fed up with all the faff of using Microsoft and the ecosystem doesn't bother me as my major use is for editing photos. My basic 13" MacBook easily handles the DXO editing suite with only 8gb of RAM (and...

Mornin orl, Us boys dun us zhoppin zo can avva relacks dai. Stove stoked, dugs zettled, coffee brewed. Vryed brekvast ettied. Zpose us zhud ztart on Crispmuss cards zoon. Wishin yer orl a gude dai!!

That’s encouraging. Only 6 months until the nights start drawing in.

Us boys giv us chikkens a squeeze yesdi zo no zhortidge uv cuckleberries. Can post zum iffn yer short.

Was leaving Insanesbury's by 0810. If we avvent goddit then we just won't be eating it!

Us boys adda Dyane fer four years wennus wuz buyin us furst howes and razin tu kids. 200 miles wiv four up and camping kit ont roof. Never leddus doan.

Arfternune orl. Thassit, us boys dun till 2nd Jan. Managed a weak uv harf days at last. Us be lukin fourward tu a moor normal year cummin up. Us collie g has gorrim zelf a Deafener, “G” plate wivva td5 int. Tis gude tu zee a green oval daily but makes us boys miss Hippocrates 😢.

Reached me fine my bud. Thanks!

Sounds laike juss the fing fer us boys. Us be geddin short uv laighthouses doan yer.

Evenin orl. Acherly got tu wirk a dun 5 hours. Ache all over and veet on fire but very happy! Now tu see iffn us ken repeat the performance termorra!

A couple of white ribbons and it’s good ferra wedding I reckon.

Mornin orl. Be voggy doan yer. SWMBO av goan oat wivvus dugs zo be taime ferra nuvva coffee anna vew moor logs ont stove. Us veet be shrinkin zo mebbe wurk termorra.

Morning folks. Been having mobility problems and a bit of a grumpy old Eeyore so not been sociable. Thanks for the heads up! Hope all are well and especially Edgar now that his moment is imminent!

Mornin orl. Be dull an damp yer. Off to see my dealer (Boots) at 0900 to stand inna kew fer arthurn our. Wish us luck, send a Red Cross parcel if I’m not back by termorra.

Thanks! I’ll see if any of my kit can deal with it. I say! Above and beyond, my dear chap! Many thanks.

Mike Leigh’s reportedly marvellous film about the relationship between Gilbert & Sullivan. Never seen it but would love to, must have been a tempestuous combo!

uv coarse. Tastes inverted.

Twuz juss anuvva fing as em ztole vrum us. We ad mines tu, yer know!

Mornin volks, Be dull a wet tudai zo it be wudstove and spannel dai. Mebbee zum kookin ledder. An Stan, be cream on vurst. Tis physics. Stops jam runnin off.