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    I would just like to say

    Oh......."nice". I thought it said something different. P.S. you've been in here for months- you should cut down on the cooking sherry.
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    Hi Guys, I've been a fairly frequent guest long enough and it's about time that I said hello! I've had a 87 LR90 for ages but have just fitted a 200TD

    You need to pressurise the cooling system when it's cold to look for leaks. Hot coolant will evaporate from the leak spot so you won't see it. You should also have posted the question in the relevant section.
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    I would just like to say

    You should write out... "I must stop being a KAKFA".
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    I would just like to say

    It'll be rats.
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    I would just like to say

    Someone is thinking of selling organs.
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    For Sale Discovery 1 bits...

    Sorry, no gearboxes or engines.
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    Disco 1 Bits for sale....

    In the for sale section.... https://landyzone.co.uk/land-rover/discovery-1-bits.397142/
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    For Sale Discovery 1 bits...

    I've remembered I have a load of bits from 200tdi era Discovery. Ask me if you can't see what you're after and I'll look to see if I have it.
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    fold down bull bar

    Sit in the spare wheel on bonnet, like others have said and I have done. You'd have to be a retard to sit on a folded down bull bar. A good way to lose your legs and/or be dragged by them underneath the landy.
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    fold down bull bar

    Carrying dead prostitutes? Carrying cannabis plants? Tying yourself to, so gaylander owners can enjoy jolly naughty botty pranks with you? What ever it is will still be in the way of the spot lights.
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    fold down bull bar

    Won't your bale of hay be in the way of the spot lights?
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    Keep Losing Alternator belt tension

    Make sure both pulleys don't have surface rust where the belt contacts. This will act like sandpaper.
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    Spares. Can i sell on this forum?

    Gaylanderers usually buy their gallons of petrol and boxes of matches to fix their heaps locally.
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    Spares. Can i sell on this forum?

    Not many gaylandererers visit the for sale section because they disappointed that there are no gaylandererers selling themselves for jolly naughty botty pranks.
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    Tail lights won't work

    What colour are the wires coming out of the led light? I'm betting you have wired the earth to a 12v feed and the tail-light to earth.
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    Tail lights won't work

    Earths.
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    Forum etiquette - new member

    Only the doors falled orf gaylanders.
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    Forum etiquette - new member

    You should be aware that gaylanders are for hairdressers and homosexuals. All gaylander problems can be sorted with a gallon of petrol and a box of matches. @Hippo is chief gaylanderer and loves to groom new members. Stanley Sir! is a dirty old pervert. Don't go into Anything Goes if this post...
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    brake pedal needs physically returning..

    Is there a return spring on the pedal?
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    Tail lights only flickering

    It will earth through the other positive wires, hence the flickering and other lights working a bit.
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