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Nuts arrived today. Tis the size ov a sack ov spuds. Bin filling me garden bin wiv tree thus evening. Not edgar. Rain starting at midnight.

Dint know number 4 water butt tap were switched on so eye lost the excess water after number 3 filled up yesdi. Eye can hear nuts being eaten outside. Nowt from ernie this mumf.

Bit daft firing at a bullit proof design.

Roumer hassit they in finking ov building the ole tratters again as part of the defence review. Be betterer oft wiv a wheel barrow.

Its raining. Bit strip coming cross the whole of the uk.

Bort me squirrels 10kg ov nuts today. Fink eye has 5 or 6 different ones visiting. All wiv different issums ov which way they approch and varying levels ov nervousness. Assit were a cooler day eye fort eye'd take edgar over the pond on the sack truck to feed the ducks after wuk but he were er...

Is that you fasting. Arf a kit cat and arf a cup ov tea.

Teef marks in most of them

Me casserole is done. Cooling down now. Ice cream fer pud.

Ring them and ask.

Had more chicken than eye needed so chuck n chips fer tea. Casserole is up to 88 degrees C but had to help it by mixing it to gerrit there as eye find its a bit too full for the power its got.

Eye has filled me slow cookerer wiv casserole to make meself some frozen meals. Peas, sprouts, unyuns, carruts, chicken and 3x packets ov casserole mix. Arf a litre ov water wiv the mix. Keep stiring it round and adding more veg as the level drops. Already pressed it down to fit more int.

Thas wot happens when a tratterer gets behind the wheel of a refined vehicle.