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:hysterically_laughi :hysterically_laughi :hysterically_laughi well, there we have it; proof positive that our little James is indeed obtuse, stupid and, in fact: blind James dear, I am A WOMAN: ergo my balls, whilst only metaphorical; are considerably larger than your will EVER be...

:welcome2: to the asylum! :D

:welcome2: to the asylum! :D

try asking on the Ra/Ro board; this is relentless ****-taking in here!! :welcome2: to the asylum! :D

maybe the use of the word 'bush' - boys still giggle at that sort of thing!! :rolleyes: :welcome2: to the asylum :D

...judging by your choice of username, you're not happy: the simple answer is burn it and buy a Deepender :D :welcome2: to the asylum! :D

Jeeezuss H............ How obtuse can one muppet be??? I'll endeavour to do this in words of one syllable: BIG LANING GROUPS **** THE BOBBLERS OFF, THEY COMPLAIN; LANES GET CLOSED. LANE IN SMALL GROUPS OR NOT AT ALL. Yes I know Vince and Edd, and several of the Protrax instructors and...

Hmm having read this and half the fred on Difflock, all I can say is EPIC FAIL!!!!!!! I suggest you buy pedally-bikes and stay with your mummies in future, AND STOP SCREWING UP OFF-ROADING FOR THE REST OF US, YOU FOOKIN' TW^TS!!

Clearly we have here an example of noobius ignoramous no doubt you googled Land Rover forums UK, or some such; LZ came up and you dived in without further ado; basically, this is a Land Rover forum, however, the vast majority of its' members do not hold the Gay, I mean Freelander in great...

Hee hee!! Yes the thought crossed my mind too!! :D

:welcome2:to the asylum; got any piccies? We likes piccies here :D

<spit spit> don't mention the slitties or the bloody Vox-Box!!!!!! :welcome2: to the asylum! :D

...... the phrase 'teaching your Grandmother to suck eggs' springs to mind.... :rolleyes: oh, yeah, an' stop bloody yelling!!!:doh:

Not for supporting the vehicle without wheels; it was decidedly unstable and not recommended, particularly with evo suspension; the Landy had to be jacked up almost above my head (not difficult I know.... :rolleyes: ) to get a wheel off the deck with the extra droop-travel; bottle-jack & axle...

...thought you'd never ask.........

take no notice of Nogbad; he's on day-release ;) Oh, and I nick the dinner money around here!! :p

Hi Sandy :welcome2: to LZ, just a couple of things; most of the inhabitants of this asylum are a few vol-au-vents short of a buffet..... oh, and the Gaylander? BURN IT!!!!!! :D

Hee hee, I decided not to replace it with another when it was nicked; got a 4 ton bottle jack now; SO much easier and safer: the only thing the Hi-Lift will be really missed for is for use in recoveries, but then, I never had to recover myself with it anyway, so hey ho! :D

:hysterically_laughi Nogbad, Steve; categorically my dear boys, baaaaaah-locks!! :lvfrench-kiss-008:

Ackchewally, it's for ennywun hoo wants to kno what the fook they're reedin' COOONT!! :rolleyes: