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  1. Dirty Gertie

    Help for a new member please?

    ExSqueeze me Nogbad???? Who did all the work to her own Landy for her MOT? ....and who sent his Bimmer, cough.. to the garage recently???? :p :p :p The laydee is used to shoving her hand up cows' bums; a few spanners and a bit of oil aren't going to frighten her!! :rolleyes:
  2. Dirty Gertie

    Help for a new member please?

    Hi :welcome2: to the asylum! As others have said, shop around, get someone who knows what they're looking at to check over any potential purchase, and once you've made your choice; ENJOY (that was to your mrs, btw, cos it's HER Landy!! :p ;) )
  3. Dirty Gertie

    hi am new

    :welcome2: to the asylum; I hope you've brought your rhino-hide, we get a little boisterous here at times.... :rolleyes: ;)
  4. Dirty Gertie

    Hello from Oz

    :hysterically_laughi
  5. Dirty Gertie

    hi

    I don't; I have a Deepender! :D :welcome2: to the asylum!:D
  6. Dirty Gertie

    Info / part wanted

    Aah! You need to dress them in their 'car coats' ;)
  7. Dirty Gertie

    Hello from Oz

    Hee hee, defo the bast way for any Aussie to get ashes is to burn their Gaylander ;) oh, :welcome2: to the asylum! :D
  8. Dirty Gertie

    hi every landy owner

    :welcome2: to the asylum! :D
  9. Dirty Gertie

    Greetings from Cambridgeshire

    :welcome2: to the asylum, you'll find us helpful, if a little 'robust' at times ;)
  10. Dirty Gertie

    Hi all

    :welcome2: to the asylum!! :D
  11. Dirty Gertie

    hi all

    wotcha nice dents! ;)
  12. Dirty Gertie

    Hello from newbie

    Ah, and there was me being all factual and tecknickule! :p I'll make like an Italian and retreat now! ;)
  13. Dirty Gertie

    Hello

    That could be a little inconvenient!! :welcome2: to the asylum! :D
  14. Dirty Gertie

    Hello from newbie

    S'not bloody Iti, it's Russian!! Scotsman: They have reverse gears cos they're built as outfits, with a driven wheel on the chair: have you ever tried shoving a heavy combo round? ;)
  15. Dirty Gertie

    Greetings from Cornwall.

    greetings and :welcome2: from the Hub of England!
  16. Dirty Gertie

    Hello all

    Now that I might be able to assist with! ;) :p
  17. Dirty Gertie

    Info / part wanted

    Smack their bloody hands and tell em to leave 'em alone!!! can't be doing with badly-trained kids!!! :mad:
  18. Dirty Gertie

    does a freelander have a cambelt?

    careful, you'll be offering trims and blow-drys next!!! :D
  19. Dirty Gertie

    does a freelander have a cambelt?

    Hmm, so speekin as a wumman with a LHD, would mine be behind the other door? BTW I have no doorskins - does this mean my Landy is Jewish?
  20. Dirty Gertie

    Hello all

    Ah, I see, can't help you with that one I'm afraid Nogbad, I'm a good girl me! :)
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