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  1. Dirty Gertie

    Getting tyre off with a high lift

    No worries mate, I'll take them as is, and get them popped off; I've got to take them to a fitter to get them put on my rims anyway, so as long as you don't need them in the next week or so, I'll get them back to you OK :) call you tomorrow and let you know my ETA
  2. Dirty Gertie

    why is it so slow ?????defender 200tdi

    yep, mine was a bit sluggish, but a bottle of injector cleaner in the tank seems to have helped a lot! :D If you've the time, cleaning the intercooler and the lift pump can only help!! :D Was that Sunday lunch Sean, or just a snack? ;) 'Course, we're all missing the obvious answer...
  3. Dirty Gertie

    2 inch lift what shocks

    pro-comps are ****e, I'd recommend decarbons; I've had mine on over 6 years now, and given them a substantial amount of hammer........ ( :rolleyes: now watch them go and disintigrate........) why yellow springs specifically? OME are yellow, as are some less reliable ones. Colour means naff...
  4. Dirty Gertie

    Any advice ?

    If I were you, I'd postpone for a year, get a vehicle, get trained to drive it, and get used to what it can do in the relative safety of your home country; believe me, plenty of people get it horribly wrong, even in relative "safety" remember, no-one plans to fail, but many fail to plan...
  5. Dirty Gertie

    Help Needed: wheels and tyres.

    Erm, you're preaching to the converted here mate; no-one has 'rubbished' anyone..... This is LZ; a bit of urine-extraction is par for the course!! :rolleyes:
  6. Dirty Gertie

    Favourite Landrover Magazine

    BoB! NO!!! :eek: Aaarrrghh, my eyes!!! Someone pass the bleach!!!!! :eek: I don't bother with any of the L R comics any more; too expensive for the 'informative' content they contain in my view. But of them all, LRE is probably the best, not so 'corporate sponsorship' slanted, and better...
  7. Dirty Gertie

    hello, mange tout ! jacarter france

    Peas on earth...... tis almost the season of goodwill..... Bienvenue a LZ ;)
  8. Dirty Gertie

    hi, im dan. first mods

    Hi :welcome2: to LZ, I hope you've got a thick skin, you'll need it on here!! My advice to you would be to learn what the car can do first, and do a search for 'first mods' as the topic has been discussed on here times!! I've no idea what you mean by 'suspension guards' - is this a new...
  9. Dirty Gertie

    Landrover Freelander Windows

    hmm, yes; the words "glutton" "for" and "punishment" spring to mind :rolleyes: petrol and matches are a good cure for most problems the freelanders tend to suffer ;)
  10. Dirty Gertie

    Noobie

    ....and correct safe handling procedures if you please; no passing or resheathing of sharps.... ;)
  11. Dirty Gertie

    Questions from new Disco member...

    we do; it has flashing lights, a mirror ball and a cheesey DJ playing ****e music!!! :D
  12. Dirty Gertie

    nice one for ya

    blue wheels??? :rolleyes: .......
  13. Dirty Gertie

    Help Needed: wheels and tyres.

    I'd missed this very salient point, bloody right jai, well said!!!
  14. Dirty Gertie

    Help Needed: wheels and tyres.

    :focus: one of the best 'mods' you could make, bearing in mind your circumstances at the moment, is to get yourself booked on an off-road driving course, so you can learn the fundamentals of driving off the tarmac road, be it green lane or quarry; once you have the abilities, you can adapt...
  15. Dirty Gertie

    Help Needed: wheels and tyres.

    Que??? did you say that in Belizian, or is I pizzed? :confused: Nogbad... :5bcheers2: :lvflowers-006: :hug:
  16. Dirty Gertie

    Report this postReply with quoteLandrover SCAM Warning! Reid landrovers horsham surre

    Hmm, it would appear that the people behind this are violent pikeys; I think the lesson here is DON'T accept ANY offer to put your Landy "on a forecourt"
  17. Dirty Gertie

    Insurance Question

    ooo, din't realise that!!! How much do they charge you Goony? What mods do you have? How long you been driving etc?
  18. Dirty Gertie

    Insurance Question

    I'm insured with Lancaster, I'm specifically covered for off-road use, and at a very reasonable price :)
  19. Dirty Gertie

    Help Needed: wheels and tyres.

    Hmm....... :rolleyes: Hmmm....... thought so! Nothing changes eh? :rolleyes: well, as long as she's a decent woman, she'll see the fun that's to be had in a 'proper' Landy :D - get the Gayboy muddy, don't wash it for a few weeks, then swap it for a Deepender the day before a playday...
  20. Dirty Gertie

    Help Needed: wheels and tyres.

    hmm, well, without trawling through 2 weeks of posts, which I really can't be arsed to do, I'll hazard a guess that it was one (or more) of the resident turds; who have nothing constructive to offer, but spend their time littering the boards with their pointless and purulent drivel!! :rolleyes...
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