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  1. Dirty Gertie

    Help my high lift is stuck up!!!!

    TBH having used a Hi-Lift and latterly, bottle-jacks; I will never use a hi-lift again; they're nasty, unstable things at the best of times; mine was stolen a while back and I hope the thieves lost some digits with it! :D
  2. Dirty Gertie

    Hello all ....i've done it again ...bought another one!

    Nice one! :D Those tenders look interesting too; you might want to put a few more pics of them on the 'anything goes' board, I bet a lot of peeps'd be interested in them! :D
  3. Dirty Gertie

    Gidday From Australia

    Hi :welcome2: to the asylum! :D
  4. Dirty Gertie

    hi ppl omg im new to this and the range rover im just about to buy help anyone lol

    WTF????????????? A bit of punctuation and spelling'd be helpful; then we might have a clue what you're on about!! :confused:
  5. Dirty Gertie

    brake pipes

    Hee hee, I can fully recommend the Teflon tutorial; I made H.L.'s new brake pipes up under his expert supervision :D the only problem I had was my little girly hands were at times a tad lacking in 'grunt' to get a nicely formed flare, so if a vice was available, it would be a help in this, as 2...
  6. Dirty Gertie

    Hello all

    hee hee I thought from yer username you had a nasty disease!!! :D :welcome2: to the Zone! :D
  7. Dirty Gertie

    Hello and help

    Hee hee, s'ok Jimbo, an BTW: i int got piles! :p
  8. Dirty Gertie

    Hello and help

    Oh, I'm not from the '****ty-centre' we county residents are FAR more refined!! ;)
  9. Dirty Gertie

    Calling all Females!

    Yeah??? Boo hoo; Who gives a ****??? :p This from someone who a few mins ago claimed not to be a Paddy....I know the bogtrotters are meant to be thick, but fookssake!!:rolleyes: Howsabout feck off?? S'not your bat or ball; youze in Landy Zone country now; be afraid....... Be VERY...
  10. Dirty Gertie

    Hello and help

    Noooooo!!! You's getting us mixed up with the Brummigens; if you don't say 'loike' at the end of a sentence, no-one knows you've finished speaking; it's akin to saying 'over' on a 2-way radio! :D
  11. Dirty Gertie

    Calling all Females!

    ....as well as a troll..... :dnfnoob:
  12. Dirty Gertie

    Calling all Females!

    Pfft! Simply going on your location my little friend... But I have to say it looks as if you're the one who picked the 'wrong side' your picture appears to be an AC Cobra......... hmm "LandyZone" the clue is in the title...... :rolleyes:
  13. Dirty Gertie

    Calling all Females!

    I rather think Nogbad was referring to the smell of burning paddy :rolleyes:
  14. Dirty Gertie

    Calling all Females!

    Duh!! He said that cos he knows I own my own Landy! :rolleyes: How's about fookoff stoopid Noob!:p No wonder you're in desperate need of female attention with an attitude like that!! :rolleyes: :doh:
  15. Dirty Gertie

    Calling all Females!

    Why?? I int the one wanting owt...... :rolleyes: :hysterically_laughi you're in the wrong place for that mate!!! :p
  16. Dirty Gertie

    Calling all Females!

    Hows about you do the legwork and look at our profiles ya lazy bastid! :p
  17. Dirty Gertie

    Hello all ....i've done it again ...bought another one!

    Nice! We needs pictures! :D Pffffffft!!! Well, that counts out BoB, Pikey and Minge for starters...... Oops! You might want to invest in a BIG box of 'mansize' tissues..... ;) :welcome2: to the Zone :D ...abandon hope all ye who enter here....;)
  18. Dirty Gertie

    Hi All..

    Nah, it's not hard at all; the bloody stupid things are suicidal as a species!! Had one neck itself on my roofrack a few years ago!! :rolleyes:
  19. Dirty Gertie

    Hi guys

    Hello, :welcome2: to the Zone! :D
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