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+1!, some of the questions and opinions on there still defy belief!

Where can I get some recrystallised dilithium for my Freebie warp engine?

Think of the savings on fuel and tyres if you remove the wheels

Fits the profile!

Nice bit of dummy spitting over there today, someone didn't like it here (didn't say Landyzone but I presume they mean here) because we're not all holding hands and singing 'Kum by yah' or whatever it's called.

Try Google

Did I read that correctly? You claim to be getting 2,500+ miles on a tank full?....

Yeah I saw that, taking the **** or what!

Indeed! Lol

No surprise the reaction of some of them on there, they act as if there is no life outside of fluffy Freelander land

Sounds spot on mate

Of course it's easy, you make arrangements for it then drive to the garage and hand over the keys, a while later you go and collect it, it's so easy even I could do that

In the fluffy bunny world of Facebook Freelanders they do like to be politically correct so there will need to be a high percentage of gay ones...much like Emmerdale these days :D:cheer2::cheer2::banana:

Another day of ridiculous questions, auto locking at a particular speed? As Dom asked..is it too far to reach for the button, FFS if him or his Mrs are scared about carjacking then lock the ####ing thing once you're inside! What's the snowflake symbol button for? Poster couldn't be arsed to...

Mine must be too, dirty as #### at the moment lol

Resistance is futile!

A riveting debate currently going on over on Farcebook about whether your 'Freebie' is a he or a she......FFS!

Have a gander at this, will explain all. Symptoms - Bell Engineering

Amazing how many on there simply cannot think for themselves, I'm amazed they're not pleading for advice about which hand to use when they wipe their arses. "My tyre is flat can anyone tell me why and if I can get it fixed free of charge as I'm not going to pay for it"

It's amazing how many on there want something for nothing, advice for batteries is simple buy the best you can afford, someone on there asked about a new key but one that had the fob buttons built in, when I put up a link to a site that sells them he spat his dummy out because they wanted 60...