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Not true, **** 'appens. Turds float. Sometimes.

Don't look too good here either. YouTube - Land Rover Phone Test I bought my iPhone unlocked from Apple so I can swap PAYG and Contract providers. So I started at £600 but think it's worth it.

I just sold all my "homage" Breitlings as I have a couple of real ones. Believe me they are not very close, or even very remote - they are miles away. On the other hand, it is hard to tell unless you handle one.

On the turn signal cancelling wheel?

Don't own one, my impression was only after looking at one, sure is rugged. But yes, iPhone wins hands down - after several years of resistance I finally discarded Windows and Nokia last year and went apple. Should have done it earlier. Damn expensive tho'.

They are even faking Sonim phones now. Would not like to drop this one or leave it out in the rain despite what the seller says. Worse still, as I import stuff from China I know the mark up on this is about £100, looked at importing some myself but the real item is so much better. Land...

No, I think serious off road driving would cure that. If not do try prawn porn or humping whales. Both have been successfully done here before and Storm has posted pictures of his attempts.

Thats a non-sequitur.

You like to call people dumb? Try post 28 when I won the prize for identifying the ugly dumb faggot. Now now calm down - you can take as well as give yes? And try to keep up.

Nah there was incest, Storm doing granny head, all sorts of weird ****.

I am Spartacus... oh sorry I have a Gaylander. 'tis true. My other vehicle has two Volvo engines. It's not a Volvo. But I did have a 440 GLT once, nice car.

You can quote me on this. Lard of Dorkness your wisdom reigns supreme amongst comparable beings. :)

Right, so they run like fik on here when it all kicks off then oh Lord of Dorkness?

I've read the whole of this thread, and the comments, and posted too. You were insulted but no-one else in your family. Insults to yourself you will have to take I'm afraid, one braincell = poor repartee. Be glad you're not an ugly faggot tosser ;)

Wot's a mod?

She was after Moby's dick? Does he still drive a Series?

Hope its not you Lardman as that will be two of us :)

Not a sperm whale then?

'as she seen yer platonic?

And finished allegedly.