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thats not funny.. i wouldn't make love to her at christmas and she threated to stand on my n@b with her high heels so i had to pork the fat bitch. man even that mike tyson would run from her

nope! we don't got all dem dare fancy lectric things like windars and ee see yous to keep fixin! we awl just hit ours wit de hammer

i'll be interested in what "wheresweirdo" votes

hi grunt she was driving this freelander that she got me for christmas, i said i wanted a landrover and she bought this piece of dung. anyway she insisted we went to the beach and the dosey mare got it stuck in a pile of damp seaweed. i said i was going for help but i just went to the nearest...

what do you mean?? he was asking what wheels turned when it was in 2wd, i would have thought it was obvious that all the wheels would be turning. and i don't have a freelander any more it's in the insurance plot at the local breakers, after the wife got it stuck on the beach. dave

hi i may be wrong here but surly all the wheels will turn whenever you are moving. freelanderdave

i had to marry her or her and her sister were gonna beat me every day til i did and i can't divorce her cos she'll get real angry and beat me some more.. and she want the money for the freelander that i've already paid to a hitman. so you could say i'm up paddle creek without a watsit...

yes she beats me. if i do anything that she doesn't like she beats me. she has even tied me up and locked me in the cupboard under the stair. anyway i took her and the freelander to the seaside, we drove on the beach and guess what???? SHE got it stuck so i told her to stay in it while i went...

what ?your girlfriend is crazy too?

no she's violent

yes again, she's always hitting me, last time it was because i dropped a cup. she beat me with a rolling pin that time.

i can't tell her that she had it checked over by her dad and if i say something is brokenn she'll say i did it then she'll hit me again. Dave

**** i think i'd be better just fessing up to the wife and tell her its a piece of junk. you know she probally bought a freelander just so i'd say i don't want it.bitch! i suspose i'd better take her shopping in it once then tell her . Dave

oooo! that would mean a witness, would i have to ..you know...eliminate him after??

oooo! that would mean a witness, would i hav eto ..you know...eliminate him after??

how would i get back home? and what would happen if someone seen me? and what if i get hurt? Dave

some why??

whree do you think?? off road of course

in birmingham? are you for real? **** boy we have some dark places full of people of the night but no hills with rocks at the bottm.

tahnk you slob for answering for me but i can manage myself so please don't do it agin. and you're right we don't have many ravines here in birmingham. but i still want to get rid of this bloody thing.