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oops i did it again! britney spears. don't stop me now queen (takes so long to get going these days! )

good man! now go to the bar and get the beers in. i bought a whole swimming pool of cider the other night and ming wore his bl**dy wellies. not pleasent! :rolleyes: AND slob has started pimping me. tell you wot guys, i not had so much fun in years!

hey hey, pint of magner and a wkd chaser and as for me being a tart, you luv it! :eek: i will have you know it was not my idea to open a 24hr pub and put me in charge of the pole dancin tarts but as i have been given that responsability i will have to take it! :rolleyes: :eek: :) :D :o...

inspector of what exactly? :eek:

i well upset now, you never said you got a beard :( that will have to go if you want to come cider swimming, mud wallowing and pole dancing with me! :rolleyes:

well, i not got a hang over (a over hang at the back of the landy may be) but i have me cider and treworgey loves me spinnin the pole. keeps him amused for hours!

oh dear, if he keeps going like that he will need a guide dog!

i am very ashamed of you all encouraging this poor fella to hide away and lie to the law. you are all very naughty and i will sort you out later. you ahould have told him to pack his bags and left the country or he will never hear the end of it! :eek:

i have faith and cider! oooh and a pole, and a landy! :rolleyes: ;) :) :eek:

welcome big rich. i would go down the 110 defender route..... well, i would cos i love mine. understand the oil leak problem but i hate to say this, if it didn't drop oil it just wouldn't be a landy! :rolleyes:

i'm well upset now you have shattered my image of the strong cornish chappie!:(

now you have realy upset him!:o

oh i say, i be in the wrong county! :confused:

you've upset him now yella fella! :o

it won't give way under pressure then! oops:eek:

dont need to boil wots in me bra, their hot enough! god treworgy will come over all peculia if he reads that!:rolleyes:

give it here then fella! by the way, slob is picking on me so i may have to insult him shortly by telling him that your pole is far better than his!:rolleyes:

i dont need to keep me eggs in me bra! i be ample enough in that department! :eek:

to right! :rolleyes:

mad hat man can have the film rights and slob.... come to me baby.......... grrrrrrrrrrrr!