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And yet you keep avoiding questions. White wine for the lady please barman. I think you've been served!

As and when that happens you'll be the first to know. But I feel you'll be waiting longer than it takes to get a reply from Jay.

Oh my God. That was such a back out you're moonwalking chamone!.Surely an owner with their own laptop, data leads and software carrying out diagnostics on their drive is doing exactly what a dealer would. Think about it. You only wish I was out of ammo!. You're in a corner, it's dark and no one...

Everyone else on here has provided some good banter, but I think I'm getting to you. You're not a sharp as you think. Now come on. Captain Backdown. P38 owners. Computer drivers? . You can't run from it anymore!

And the award for avoiding a question goes to....you! We both know you're actually in the pub calming down, because let's be honest, this isn't going well for you is it?

Amen to that sir!. Every time the fire fades there is always someone with a can of petrol.

I was a field engineer for Flymo. Get it right!

You could have taken your time to think of a better comeback. It's not a race!. I can fit and set ignition points and a condenser quicker than you can wipe the foam from your angry mouth. I take it you are implying also that any members on here with a P38 onwards is a "computer driver" too...

Wowsers. How does your neck support that Bulbous head. Oh FYI I've got Level 3 City and Guilds in the repair and servicing of road vehicles and Main Dealer Certification as well. It must suck to be so wrong so often!

I get a thrill playing with the big heads. What's this, a case of "your suspensions not down, your not coming in"? . I'm here for the subject matter, not the vehicle.

I know. Must be a southern thing!. If you want to be picky you may want to edit "No one mention hardman". Are you a red Indian chief?

When he becomes a member of the Australian forum and slates their vehicles I'll take that bet!

What's your problem Wolverine?

You've got to be more clever than that to at least get a twitch out of me. Hardman bravado is not my bag.

Oh well that makes it a lot clearer now. Did someone say cliche nonsense?

Of course. That wouldn't be ridiculous at all.

Some of the forum members with modified vehicles may take offence.

The letter was only sent second class so we'll have to wait even longer now.

don't look at these ...just make you jealous...?