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Even if you could get the motor running again, I doubt that Mr and Mrs Pilkington-Smythe would be too impressed by the constant undertone of raw sewage eminating from the slightly dulled cream upholstery, or by the crusty used tampon serving to cork the champagne!

What's the bet there's a big hole where the ignition barrel used to be?

There's something very Italian-looking about that dog in post #10. It's like he's looking into the camera and saying 'Heeey what the fok?' :D I went out in the snow around here today. It was a bit dodgy around some of the side roads where the snow has been compacted to a hard glaze, but I...

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Just light a couple of small fires under the fuel tank and engine like the old Wehrmacht panzer crews of WWII during Operation Barbarossa.

You're bang on. The only problem is that it takes all the good will out of it. I'd almost rather just drive on and not bother stopping at all than pull out a disclaimer form and get them to sign it. You're absolutely right in what you stay - it's the world we live in and you have to cover...

I was just thinking that I preferred your 'old' avatar, that you owned a Series and that I didn't remember you being a web-fingered chicken-humping west country savage. Thought I was going fookin mad. Levity is restored....aaaaah

Very sorry to hear this. :( Damned things are being lifted at a rate of knots. Please detail any security in use at the time it was stolen. We need to learn what works and what doesn't.

Impossible. They are there. You just can't see them yet.

That looks so fookin dodgy :cool:

Good luck then - let us know what happens. Hope you get it sorted.

That's looking good :)

Sorry to read of your problems. Alot of what you describe sounds pletty standard stuff for the Defender - water ingress, bits falling off etc. Nene may have made the old crate look a bit flash, but it's still a Defender at the end of the day. If it was my 18k, I'd have spent it rather...

He's got that distant open-mouthed look on his face: 'Oooooooh fa-inn bolloxxxxx!' :o Did the engine explode before the crate rolled over?

What he ^ said. You sound like you don't know your gun too well.

Here's an East German tweaking a Trabant - clicky - what you want is at 1:30 :D

He should be gassed in my humble opinion.

Looks nice. :) As Tom says, looks like it might be ex-MOD??

....and I would've fallen for this itch, but for one thing.... ....fitting big tyres, shiney new Warn winches and banks of lights etc makes your LR more likely to get noticed and more likely to get nicked. My 90 is a minter - regularly serviced, greased, coated and generally looked after...

No. Do it! Do it now! :mil43: