not convinced about this nonsense about freelander doors falling off, but defender doors must be falling off all over the place, heres a few I've spotted by the road side.
expansion tank is a known place for leaks , check for cracks in the plastic. Mayo in oil is not a good sign , i'd keep a check on that.
also check for leaks at the ird cooler
OK grimmer I will let them have this thread. Yes you are a loser and have proven it many many times on the original "who wins" thread where the last one to post is the winner.