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and you're gay.

ok so maybe there is nothing wrong with your blood pressure but there's something definatley wrong inside your head judging by the utter ****e you've put on this forum so far!

whats that mean dude?

can anyone tell me who the **** this is? its not me! i don't have 1 post and i'm not davey. i'm davey anyone????????????

yep!

hi and welcome. i had a dog called sparky. he was a bit wrong in the head too!

yeah and covered in mud. mmmmmm

she aint got a triangular bit. i shaved it off cos it kept making me sneeze.

aah, like a wee triangular nose rest like some of the ladies have?

erm........ it just can ok

wanger size is fine ta. its the size of my fingers thats the problem. too wee to hold such girth!

welcome fellow yellow landy lover

yeah but gillette = baldness. baldness = growing back in. growing back in = itchy!

does anyone need to do this? i do. if left, my ding dong area looks like a pterodactyl's nest! i shave my head (the one with the nose, mouth etc) once a week and just done it this afternoon. whilst holding the clippers i thought i'd trim said nest a bit. was holding my wanger up out of the way...

"show your fanny" got excited for a mo there and then they give the bitch a wedgey

and i've been having filthy sex

why? is there 1 hingin and 2 swingin?

try "feel each other"! spurt!

they won't fart or take it up the wrong un