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fell asleep this avo and had another dream. there were fronteras in the field too (they'll be stuck there for ever) and a guy called lenny giving it yee ha at the back of it :eek: .

its the operator. he's a dumb ass! feel a little better after my sleep. had a marvellous dream where you all bought freelanders, met in a field and burnt yer bell ends on the exhaust pipes. speaking of bell ends, mine's healed up nicely. made of tough stuff you know!

the dummy has been spat! its still bouncing off the walls. i,m off to bed. goodnight ****ers.

pick on davey night eh? thanks guys.

no yella, you're mistaken. it was the big wanger competion that was canceled cos they seen the bulge in my trousers and well......... that was it.

2 weirdos in oban! cool!

bloody awful, i know. must try to get out more.

now now slob. your just upset cos i'm not using ur avatar anymore. speaking of which.........how long were you on the net looking for that eh? :p

yep and currently looking for more! ahhh. here we go. some very interesting footage of a shark attacking a whale. amazing............. http://www.filecabi.net/video/sharknsfw.html

just type your name in the box to see what it looks like in russian. sounds boring but i'm sure many of you (you know who you are) will find it very interesting. http://www.callme.nm.ru/

must have broke his heart that. imagine doing that to such a nice motor! :D

edinburgh folk! ken this, ken that, ken **** all.

iye, so quick me feckin ears popped.

a bit nippy on the old bell end the now but hey, worth the pain in the end.

see you jimmy? ya know, i've never heard a scot say that in me puff. its like all the ass hole tourists that come up here and buy "see you jimmy" hats (tartan with ginger hair) and think they're really original. oh by the way, i'm not having a go at the english cos i'm an english bastard too...

try it with a mixture of baby oil and vaseline! best lube ever!

yeah. cunny funt

stop wading so deep

not nice to each other? what you talkin about you ****ing ****?

just waiting on someone to tell you to read yellas sig