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Yer can buy barby pink fones anorl of yer want it to match yer tratter.

They is nicking our clouds to replace em wiv newer ones. Clouds are used to bouce the signals around the eurf. 3g is going. Already gone in some areas. Yer need 4g capability fer future use. 5g if yer want the newer faster netwurk if available. 2g is going anorl but thas garder to get rid ov...

Depends if everyfink else is colour coded. Does yer want it to stand oot assa feature?

Can yer hear the rust wurms munching yer tratter?

Is that because the wurms have eated 10% ovvit since last year?

I work for tik tok. Send me a link to the vid and I will get it removed for you.

Warning to all tratterers. That jet fuel is merkinease. It may change its mind and eye'dentyfy as not avvin bin jet fuel previously.

Oi tratterers get yer sen over to grimsby. There's jet fuel and oil about to wash up ont beach. Its yer only chance of gerrin above 50mph in yer skips. Fill yer boots, buckets and anyfunk else yer gottid.

Collision warning on the screen advises the car thought it had been in a crash. Or the fault made it fink that. I don't know if Evokes have auto braking if they sense they're about to hit somefink. Did the car brake hard or skid to a stop? Somefink jamming up in the transmission could cause it...

Eye is only going to wuk today so eye can drive me Freelander.

Lr don't get involved with complaints about cars. Hence passing you back to the main dealer. Main dealers have their own mechanisms of contacting lr direct for warranty claims and problems etc. What they say is correct, yer contract of sale is with the dealer, not them. It is the main dealer you...

Does yer want more freelander pic's?

We Freelanderers took over in ere years ago. This is now the second Freelsnder section. We still allow tratterers in ere as they have no where else yo go. The series section dun't want yer as you aint gottid leafs. So yer tratters aint propper land rovers.

Eye is pleased to announce me oranges are now eatable now eye have left em ferra week.

Finking sbout this some more... tis a wonder why his insurance din't realise the damage to vehicles din't match. Eye assume yours told his. Reports normally include pic's these days. He were definitely trying to scam his insurance. Strange they pushed it as far as court. One would fink they have...

Eye has just woke from a nap. Sun is shining. Eye has fings to do.

Its situations like that when going frew yer own insurance, they protect you. Eye know someone who was stationary in traffic. 30 seconds later a bus hit him. He weren't moving and was well within his lane. Bus was passing in the lane next to him. He even had the event recorded on camera. So did...

Just bin oot hanging me washing up. Noticed some of me pot saucers are low on watter. Edgar had blocked the holes in his again. His was empty. All topped up and now the excess water from the sky aint run away wasted. Tis still in me saucers. Worra result. That should mean less watering to do int...