Recent content by mysteryman

You don't expect a response to that do you? Well I s'pose I have responded so you won.............

1.8?? Got more than that in one of the banks of my V8s........

Your a sweetie entchu? Thanks hun

Sounds a bit kinky............ Just give it a slap and ride in on the waves - flabby I reckon!!!!

Takes me 10 mins to roll a fag! - Am very particular you know.................

Ward 4a if anyone is passing - can I swear on here cus I swear to God I am fooking suicidal with this fecking hospital shoite........

I was on one - high as a kite (and no drugs!!) Just bin to the docs and bin told I gotta go back into Gloucester Royal for some more tests - crashed and burned now.................

She was tight - or I was big. But she was a good girl...............

Well .......... To be honest she is ugly

Look - that was the first time I got laid in over a year so yep I am smiling......... I gotta cuddle this morning - BJ would have been better but still smiling............

Nah - I'm safe she has gone to work - made er a cuppa, she gave me a cuddle - must have done somethin right???????

Slight problem tho - it's her house I am in

Hadn't thought of it that way..........

Mornin' all I am a fooker now - got laid last night so got a smile on my face and the sun is shining............ Does it get any better?????????

Correct!