Recent content by hard0898

who said anything about pay

if ee's gonna sing tell him to get his arse into me shushi bar

right listen in you bunch of Very nice people who i addore greatly,am opening a brand new sushi,lap dancing and kareoh..karioke..singing bar. the tarts will be lead by little nay ( who isn't really little) grunt will supply the sushi once he's caught some perch and carp and any of you...

****ers not even level! am gonna have to go ahead an cancel my order

you was warned! now get yerself on that there spit roast

yer pigs bean eaten, ah wis hungry and i'll eat you next if you say anything!

i had a dorg once. it tried to hump ma angle grinder..we called him half shaft

wel lyoung lady yule have to audition fer me before ya can start work in me night club, ah was thinkin of calling it "the piston broke"

so who was this speaker who's pole you jigged around?

hey! you! burd! come and work at my night club or else.

if your fookin orf am gonna turn this place into a night club wiff pole and lap dances... might even get some germans aswell.. i'll stick a couple of private booths in. an any drugs will have to be bought through bob. and, and we'll get some scrutocks ole scrot. real beer 55% proof. now fook...

PINT! a fooking measly PINT! al hiv a fookin bucket full and you'd better fill it to tit top ......and i don't want none of yer poncey beer! gees a bucket of rubbin alcohol

you admit to owning a jack russell? bring it to france next year i'm sure we'llfind a use for it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoss_%28professional_wrestling%29 this from the great wikipedia explains what a hoss is. simply put ( which is probably best for a hoss) a hoss is big but lacks any thingelse that could be called a 'plus'. i.e thick,no charm, and probably smelly aswell. now it must...

nah! mate they all lean to the nearside as thats where the fat drivers keeps his stash of sweeties and mars bars