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  1. GRATCH

    MOZZ IS VISITING , HELLO EVERYONE

    STOP SHOUTING!
  2. GRATCH

    MOZZ IS VISITING , HELLO EVERYONE

    Who? And stop shouting.
  3. GRATCH

    My 101 won't start. Ignition key just gets a CLICK when turned.

    You can put a battery on charge and it can appear fully charged, but have a bad cell which won't start an engine.
  4. GRATCH

    My 101 won't start. Ignition key just gets a CLICK when turned.

    I wouldn't rule out a duff battery. Have you tried jumping it off a running vehicle?
  5. GRATCH

    I would just like to say

    What is the '00 33'? Should it not be '+33' on a mobile? You dial '+44' to ring the UK from foreign climes.
  6. GRATCH

    I would just like to say

    Stanley Sir! encourages people to stroke his cocker spaniel. They all choose the spaniel.
  7. GRATCH

    I would just like to say

    I thought you were giving @Hippoo recipes for freezing food, for a minute.
  8. GRATCH

    I would just like to say

    Ignition woes. Stanley Sir! and retarded are in the conversation. I'm sure there is a link somewhere there......
  9. GRATCH

    I would just like to say

    Just goes to show how full of crap you all are.
  10. GRATCH

    I would just like to say

    It's only gaylander doors that fall oft. Especially when it's wet, like in the video.
  11. GRATCH

    Keep Losing Alternator belt tension

    I've used a crow bar to tension a belt, a long time ago. The charge light came on when I started it up and went away when I subsequently slackened it off a bit.
  12. GRATCH

    Keep Losing Alternator belt tension

    Have you overtightened the alty belt?
  13. GRATCH

    I would just like to say

    Durdy phoofter.
  14. GRATCH

    Why are free landers known as gay landers?? (this should be fun)

    Explain how your most contributed thread is in the trattererer section. @Hippoo is a wannabe tratterer, but he is too much of dirty phooofter bumderer to be allowed one.
  15. GRATCH

    Anyone know where these lead too?

    I think they lead to the other end of the wires that the plugs are on. Why don't you trace where they go to and report back. We may then have some idea what they may be for.
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