Recent content by banzai

- In b4 the rest of the tribe gets here to wish you well with yer new toy! :) / As a nooob myself both to the forum and Landies in general, I'm sure you'll find the locals friendly and plenty helpful!

It's not just the number but wether they're webbed too! :)

Hello all - Total noob with first Landy, first time filling out a V55/5. \o_O/ <----- Utterly clueless! Its to be my only car - used for work and play and insured as such. Its an ex-MOD 1995 3-door, (2 door plus rear buttflap :rolleyes:), 110 Defender FFR soft top bought unregistered from...

Thanks much! You are far too kind. *takes humble bow* :) Oh look - you be a local 'n' aaall! Howdy neighbuuur :D

I can do a good line in gibberish, but they're way out of my league! :D

Hello again and thank you all for your kind messages! I really should have posted up a picture by now so here goes: NSFW topless photo: Wahey! *edited to add: Phwoar! :p

Phew, she's gone. Lovely woman - she wasn't supposed to undo my sleeve-buckles but now that my hands are free I can tell my tale. Welcome to Ward 7 of St. Differential's Care Home for Lost Causes by the way, the name's banzai. It all began a couple of months before I checked into St...