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slob

Well-Known Member

• Oct 14, 2006

• #1

wouldn't life be grand
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/221752/pimp_my_girl/

 

ormus

New Member

• Oct 14, 2006

• #2

how do i get her indoors, on the show then?

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Oct 14, 2006

• #3

phone up mtv , or bring her round here and i'll set about her with me angle grinder

 

ormus

New Member

• Oct 14, 2006

• #4

im coming round with my toenails. can you do em while i wait?

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Oct 14, 2006

• #5

no need just stick them in a jiffy bag and i'll do them over the weekend..you'll get them back by monday afternoon

 

ormus

New Member

• Oct 14, 2006

• #6

feckin bastard, just broke me scissors on the bleedin things.
cant send em now.
ill try with the oxy/acet this afternnon.

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Oct 14, 2006

• #7

bolt croppers lad! bolt croppers failing that get one of grunt's pigs to bite them orf.

 

ormus

New Member

• Oct 14, 2006

• #8

aint got any bolt croppers here.
wheres lenny when you want him?

 

yella

New Member

• Oct 14, 2006

• #9

hiding cos we have shamed him cos he aint coming ter france, weve shamed you too dormouse but you seem to have thick skin

 

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little nay

Active Member

• Oct 14, 2006

• #10

my god, i could do with some pimping if i amj to continue with the pole dancing but i not that bad, any way, if grunts pigs can't sort your toe nails, nothing can!

 

Trewey

Cockernee, Pasty munchin bastid.

• Oct 14, 2006

• #11

You could try the garden edging shears - saves bending your back.

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Oct 14, 2006

• #12

i'll be yer pimp if ye like

 

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little nay

Active Member

• Oct 14, 2006

• #13

slob said:

i'll be yer pimp if ye like

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you can pimp me any time slob!

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Oct 14, 2006

• #14

www.pimpwurnay.com