Blah blah, Badger <
[email protected]>
etc
>
>> He doesn't operate out of Kemnay and doesn't own any Discos (Last time I
>> passed most of them had Range Rover bodies, still what would an idiot
>> like me know Badger??)
>
>I never commented on what vehicles were where,
And I never said you did. The reply was to a post by "Big G" erroneously
stating that I operated from Kemnay, and merely included your (possibly
hasty) reference to my good self as an idiot (for not being able to go
online due to unforseen circumstances entirely outside my control) as a
possible explanation for my inability to recognise a Range Rover as a
Discovery when I see one.
> so get your facts right
Did that.
>read the posts before you start ranting!
Like "..if you want any of them (email) wahbg@hotmayle(dot)COM."
(I know it should be "weallhatebillgates@hotmail(dot)COM" but I thought
I'd made that clear in both my sig (appended to all my posts) and many
prior posts)
Even though you didn't read that part of the post (or chose to ignore
it/them) and the part of the original post stating the same, another
reason for using the email address (which I realise I should have
stated in the original post and for which omission I extend yet another
apology) is that I am able to pick up emails to Hotmail from anywhere
(for instance in situations where I am unexpectedly (and/or on short
notice) absent from home) (AHA! I now truly understand irony. How
ironic!) whereas access to newsgroup posts is slightly more difficult,
time consuming and posts lack the same verifiability (to clarify:
_my_posts_) , I still had the decency to send you pics of the first of
the vehicles I've photographed. Again, I apologise for my unreasonably
long absence (as already stated, due to circumstances outside my
control) and thank you (and everyone else) for your understanding and
tolerance regarding this.
<snip>
>> And Badger, may I return the compliment? If you are enough of a fool to
>> waste fuel looking for vehicles (owned by someone who is NOT associated
>> in any way with said Kemnayonian) without any further information, then
>> good luck to you. In passing, I guarantee that if you visit the
>> gentleman in Kemnay, you WILL pass within 5miles of at least 5 vehicles
>> I am selling.
>
>I never went looking, never claimed I had either, that was someone else you
>a$$hole. READ THE FECKING POSTS BEFORE SLINGING MUD YOU TO$$ER!!
>
To paraphrase your fine self, "I never (said you) went looking, never
claimed (you) had either.
The operative word being "IF" not "WHEN". As you seemed to have accepted
"Big G's" explanation of who I am (see below)
> "Big G" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > He operates out of Kemnay near Inverurie so you could pay a visit, not
too
> > far to travel from Elgin.
> >
<You replied>
> Thanks for that
and where I work from, I merely re-iterated the fact that I am not he
(just in case any doubt remained)
>>
>> A quick list of other people I'm not:
>>
>> G. Hay prop. Drum of Wartle Garage
>> Mr Town (OR Mr County) of Town & County Landrover, Aberdeen
>> Paul Manning of Paul Manning Landrovers
>
>No, but he too can act like a total cock at times.
He's always been decent when I've dealt with him. Of course I wouldn't
deign to suggest that variation in interpersonal skills may account for
this as (and I'm sure you'll agree) most of us "..can act like a total
cock at times."
>> Nene Valley (Scotland)
>
>Got a good deal on tyres there last year.
>
As one who fulfils the nice (as in its original definition of "precise"
or "accurate") description of a Christian, _I_truly_am_happy_for_you.
>> One of the Simmonite sisters
>
>Bet you they're glad!
Not half as glad as SWMBO. If she found out I'd been leading a double
life all these years; cross-dressing, wearing make-up and using ladies'
conveniences, I'd probably never hear the end of it.
>
>> The entire (or a small part thereof) population of Kemnay
>
>Bet you Kemnay's glad too!
Bet you it's not. Firstly it'd be a lot quieter, there'd be much less
traffic on the roads, the housing problem wouldn't exist, and crime
would be non-existent
>
>> Badger
>
>Bet you I'm very happy to hear it!
>
Me too!
If you aren't interested in any of the vehicles, a simple "No,
thank-you." will suffice (as opposed to a vitriolic outburst containing
more fine examples of the vernacular) even though I find your flowery
prose most refreshing.
If my reasoned and justified replies to your unwarranted insults leaves
you in some way feeling curiously dissatisfied (to split the
infinitive), paraphrasing two of my literary heroes (The Human Torch's
author and some old codger who wrote funny and probably smelled), then I
say,
"Flame on, Macduff" (sorry, Elgin) ;-)
Oops. I seem to have neglected the most essential part of this thread
so, in the words of Gustav Tourette (not the famous one, just an
unfortunately (yet oh-so ironically) named gentleman),
FU( I< VV4I\I I< 5I-I I TT `/ I3 0 L L 0 ( I< 5
--
O < As you walk down the path of life O <
| Be sure to stop and smell the flowers |
U
Along the way (-: U
Weallhatebillgates would be found wanting
