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Larry

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Last night they broke into the back of my landie, and stole the trolley
jack, small petrol can and footpump, which I had neglected to secure to the
seat frames in the usual way with a bike lock :(

They were clearly amateur opportunists as they first tried the back door,
and bent the handle in the process of failing to open what can be opened
with a screwdriver they regretabbly found the weak point and slid open the
back windows and opened the passenger door from inside.

What is really annoying apart from my idiocy in forgetting to lock the Jack
to the rear seat frame as I knew it was vulnerable, is the damage to the
back door handle that makes it inoperable.


I am thinking about what to do to deter this sort of thing in future.

I did not think an alarm would be worthwhile but I am having second
thoughts, although it will be difficult to fit one of the ultrasonic ones, I
would guess a few false alarms in the neighborhood, would alert potential
thieves to the fact it is alarmed, and although it might not stop them
breaking in, they would not linger to attempt the second line of defence.

The other thing is if I secure the windows, they may just break them next
time, though I suppose fitting a padlock to the rear door is quite a visible
sign saying do not try this unless you have boltcroppers.

Deadlocks for the interior doors would be nice, I have an idea, but am
wondering whether it would be overkill.

Any way these were casual thieves, and so stupid they did not find the
torque wrench, or the electric pump, and obviosly did not know about the
locker under the front seat, as that was untouched.

Sensibly they left the radio alone, it is not worth nicking.

I am having second thoughts now about fixing a jerry can externally, as they
will obviosly do some damage trying to prize it away from the carrier as
that is the sort of ideas they probably are, though I guess they would not
bother going onto the roof after it, which might be one good reason to fix
it there.

The bother is in converting it to a camper I do not really want to have to
keep stuff in my fourth floor flat all the time, and only take it out when
need be as that will be up and down the stairs all the time but I don't have
a lot of choice do I.

I am sure these buggers having discovered how easy it is to get into a
landie will try it again, if not on me on someone else.


--
Larry
Series 3 rust and holes


 
Shotgun, flask of coffee, chair and sit up to welcome them.

Make the jerrycan invitingly easy to take but fill it with something
interesting like petrol and a good dose of sugar or lots of battery acid.

Pity we can't do what we'd really like to do !!


 
On Mon, 06 Sep 2004 12:23:04 GMT, "Hirsty's" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Shotgun, flask of coffee, chair and sit up to welcome them.
>
>Make the jerrycan invitingly easy to take but fill it with something
>interesting like petrol and a good dose of sugar or lots of battery acid.
>
>Pity we can't do what we'd really like to do !!
>


Nothing stopping you putting sugar in your own jerry can. Nor from
smearing dog **** on your own door handle! They'd only set fire to
the car in revenge of course.

I'm a fan of the 'look how big my dog is' method... When the
Discovery was done over the big fella went mental, but unfortunately I
was too sleepy to get up and see what he was barking at. I've learnt
now and always check!

Seriously though, I'd go for an alarm and use the underseat locker
with a big padlock to store anything worth nicking. They're unlikely
to spend minutes fiddling with a padlock with the alarm going off (not
in a built up area anyway). I'm in the habit of leaving the cars with
the glove box and centre console open now, which is just saying to the
thieves "There's nothing in here".


--

Tim Hobbs

'58 Series 2 88" aka "Stig"
'77 101FC Ambulance aka "Burrt"
'03 Volvo V70

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Very true but cheers one up no end, personally I had a Tracker put in, left
the LR "radio" in place and try to leave very little in the car. When we had
a small car I got hold of a bikers padlock and chain and locked down the
steering whell to the seat mounting. Trouble is anyone keen enough will
defeat whatever you put in, you can only really deter the opportunists.

Seem to remember an article in one of the LR mags last year about someone
who worked in the New Forest, his job entailed transporting Adders around
for some reason, funnily enough he seemed to be trouble free !! :))
> Nothing stopping you putting sugar in your own jerry can. Nor from
> smearing dog **** on your own door handle! They'd only set fire to
> the car in revenge of course.



 
"Mr.Nice." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I'm going to make myself a warning sign,
> "dangerous reptiles in transit"


I considered having Morph sign written in a nice military font "BOMB SQUAD"
in nice big red letters... Trouble is it may have made it more of a target
for theives... not to mention any one else given the sick world we live in.
It would have had "COSTA" in a nice small font above the main sign so as not
to be misrepresentative of the truth.


Lee D
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www.lrproject.com

Workshop photos from Landrover repairs
& other such tinkerings.
Home of Percy the Jag powered Landrover



 
Well they weren't going to go anywhere in it, I recently invested in a
"clutch claw" that locks the brake and clutch pedals together in addition to
the normal (pretty useless) steering wheel bar.

I have been to my local alarm centre today and I think I will get a two
stage perimeter alarm that warns people off when they get too close.

In addition I reckon it would not be hard to insert concealed deadbolts in
the passenger doors at least so even if they do get in through the windows
they will have to climb in through them.


--
Larry
Series 3 rust and holes


"Hirsty's" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Very true but cheers one up no end, personally I had a Tracker put in,

left
> the LR "radio" in place and try to leave very little in the car. When we

had
> a small car I got hold of a bikers padlock and chain and locked down the
> steering whell to the seat mounting. Trouble is anyone keen enough will
> defeat whatever you put in, you can only really deter the opportunists.
>
> Seem to remember an article in one of the LR mags last year about someone
> who worked in the New Forest, his job entailed transporting Adders around
> for some reason, funnily enough he seemed to be trouble free !! :))



 
On or around Mon, 6 Sep 2004 12:06:52 +0100, "Larry" <[email protected]>
enlightened us thusly:

>What is really annoying apart from my idiocy in forgetting to lock the Jack
>to the rear seat frame as I knew it was vulnerable, is the damage to the
>back door handle that makes it inoperable.


If I can find it I should have a complete SIII rear door lock somewhere.
When I put an SIII door on the 110, I replaced the lock with the 110 one
which I had a key for, although that too could be opened with a
screwdriver...

I believe there was some other reason. Oh yeah, different kind of striker
on the 110.

I may not be able to locate the lock though.


 
How about a medical flavour ? Something along the lines of " Smallpox Field
Unit " ought to get them going !!


 
"Hirsty's" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:9h1%[email protected]...
> How about a medical flavour ? Something along the lines of " Smallpox

Field
> Unit " ought to get them going !!



:)

I've also been very tempeted ever since seeing it on another 101 to get some
MDF, a jigsaw , some old tube and put a couple of mock machine guns ala
Lancaster bomber stylie on the roof. From ground level detail would need to
be minimal for the desired effect... But I think the gaffers at work may
take exception at that as it would definately cause a bit of a stir :eek:)

Another funny moment in Time was prior to striping all the paint off. During
the last deployment of Green Godesses. The number of times uneducated
drivers just stopped on roadabouts to let me pull out was fantastic :)

Lee D
--

www.lrproject.com

Workshop photos from Landrover repairs
& other such tinkerings.
Home of Percy the Jag powered Landrover

--

www.lrproject.com

Workshop photos from Landrover repairs
& other such tinkerings.
Home of Percy the Jag powered Landrover



 
Lee_D wrote:
> I've also been very tempeted ever since seeing it on another 101 to get some
> MDF, a jigsaw , some old tube and put a couple of mock machine guns ala
> Lancaster bomber stylie on the roof. From ground level detail would need to
> be minimal for the desired effect... But I think the gaffers at work may
> take exception at that as it would definately cause a bit of a stir :eek:)


Oh aye, you can just imagine the numpties in the police armed response
unit can't you ?

"Dohh, its round, black and long, so I should...... shoot the owner dead"
<drags knuckles on floor>

Steve
 
I have a friend in Durham who noticed his mileage was increasing each night
after he had parked up and gone to bed for the evening. He has an old metro
(he is very sad). Over a week an extra 400 miles were added, nothing
happened over the weekend but on the Monday it happened again.

He decided to lie under a blanket in the boot and wait with a shotgun (he
likes shooting rabbits) anyway, sure enough at 12:30 midnight two urchins of
about sixteen opened the door and started the car and started to drive. He
clamly placed the shotgun behind the drivers head and asked him to pull
over. The driver surprisingly obliged. Pat explained to him that if he ever
borrowed his car again he would blow his XXXXXX head off. He asked the
driver to drive him back to the house. When he returned he asked them to get
out and run and never come back.

The urchins apologised and ran. Pat has never had the problem again. Strange
that.

A


"Hirsty's" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Shotgun, flask of coffee, chair and sit up to welcome them.
>
> Make the jerrycan invitingly easy to take but fill it with something
> interesting like petrol and a good dose of sugar or lots of battery acid.
>
> Pity we can't do what we'd really like to do !!
>
>



 
On or around Mon, 06 Sep 2004 17:39:17 GMT, "Hirsty's"
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>How about a medical flavour ? Something along the lines of " Smallpox Field
>Unit " ought to get them going !!
>


I thought that'd been eradicated now?

 
We know that .......


"Austin Shackles" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On or around Mon, 06 Sep 2004 17:39:17 GMT, "Hirsty's"
> <[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>
> >How about a medical flavour ? Something along the lines of " Smallpox

Field
> >Unit " ought to get them going !!
> >

>
> I thought that'd been eradicated now?
>



 
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