the second coming!

got bored at work today and got to thinking. if the world ended tomorrow and the good lord came down from heaven to claim his own, what would he come down in? may be a series as he believes in suffering! maybe a defender cos he doesn't want to suffer that much. May be a gaylander as he is coming to save all those broken souls. may be a disco cos he doesn't want to appear to rich or maybe a rangie cos he is just a flash bast**d.

i think i need a more stimulating job! but come on lads, wot would be gods landy?

Definitely a series I...

Its got to be a Series 1 and Devil will be in a blacked out RangeRover.

god will arrive in an Overfinch rangie with all the bits.

thats cause god is female and black!

Surely he'd arrive in a Disco 3 with the new twin-turbo V8 Diesel i.e. the car that LR should be making but aren't.

ee's goit a gaylander so he'd arrive in a AA truck

thats cause god is female and black!

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How do you know that then?

how can gawd be female?? dunt it say in yer actual bible that HE tooked one of HIS ribs to make a woman

she was havin a laugh?

slob said:

how can gawd be female?? dunt it say in yer actual bible that HE tooked one of HIS ribs to make a woman

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nah - he took one of Adam's ribs - that's why the wimmin are always trying to get a bit more of us.

wouldn't know, being as how ah is a heathen

The second coming...............................he's nowt but a big 'ead. Any how if he'd done it properly the first time he'd be in pub by now smoking a woodbine.