Steering Damper

On or around Mon, 11 Apr 2005 19:20:39 +0000 (UTC), "TonyB"
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>All done. From walking out the door to walking back in took 55 mins and that
>included changing the air filter, setting up and putting away the wandering
>lamp and all the tools.
>
>I was slightly delayed by an embarassing moment when I must have rolled onto
>my keys in my pocket. The doors all locked themselves and I was laying
>underneath thinking "what was that noise?" as it sounded exactly like the
>door on the conservatory opening and I thought a cup of tea might be on its
>way out. Next thing the blasted alarm went off about a foot away from me
>left lughole seeing as I'd left the bonnet up for a bit of extra light.
>
>Ears are still ringing 30 minutes later.
>
>Took a good 30 seconds to get out from under and find the keys to stop the
>alarm. The neighbours will never forgive me I bet!!

best one of them I did was changing a battery on a ford escort on sunday
morning in Mosely. 'course, the bugger re-armed the alarm, didn't it, and
of course2 I'd left the keys on the driver's seat. Luckily it didn't relock
it... but the alarm went off as soon as I opened the door.


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"Quos deus vult perdere, prius dementat" Euripedes, quoted in
Boswell's "Johnson".

"Austin Shackles" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On or around Mon, 11 Apr 2005 19:20:39 +0000 (UTC), "TonyB"
> <[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>
> >All done. From walking out the door to walking back in took 55 mins and
that
> >included changing the air filter, setting up and putting away the
wandering
> >lamp and all the tools.
> >
> >I was slightly delayed by an embarassing moment when I must have rolled
onto
> >my keys in my pocket. The doors all locked themselves and I was laying
> >underneath thinking "what was that noise?" as it sounded exactly like the
> >door on the conservatory opening and I thought a cup of tea might be on
its
> >way out. Next thing the blasted alarm went off about a foot away from me
> >left lughole seeing as I'd left the bonnet up for a bit of extra light.
> >
> >Ears are still ringing 30 minutes later.
> >
> >Took a good 30 seconds to get out from under and find the keys to stop
the
> >alarm. The neighbours will never forgive me I bet!!
>
> best one of them I did was changing a battery on a ford escort on sunday
> morning in Mosely. 'course, the bugger re-armed the alarm, didn't it, and
> of course2 I'd left the keys on the driver's seat. Luckily it didn't
relock
> it... but the alarm went off as soon as I opened the door.
>
>
> -- Makes you jump, dunnit?
TonyB