Selling tactics !

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Adrian Ford

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• Aug 23, 2005

• #1

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7994930191

Made me laugh!!!!

Asked the wife if she would let me take a picture with the second hand
starter motor wedged between her boobs I want to sell on eBay.
You can guess the answer it finished with "off".

Adrian Ford

 

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Richard Brookman

Guest

• Aug 23, 2005

• #2

so Adrian Ford was, like...
> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7994930191
>
> Made me laugh!!!!
>
> Asked the wife if she would let me take a picture with the second hand
> starter motor wedged between her boobs I want to sell on eBay.
> You can guess the answer it finished with "off".
>
> Adrian Ford

Heheh. She obviously wore a larger bikini top on holiday. As Confucious
say - suntanned woman like roast chicken - white bits always best bits.

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Rich
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Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)

 

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Mother

Guest

• Aug 23, 2005

• #3

On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 23:06:05 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Heheh. She obviously wore a larger bikini top on holiday.

Wrap around...

>As Confucious say - suntanned woman like
>roast chicken - white bits always best bits.

I trust you'll be bringing my replacement keyboard to Malvern,
Richard?

 

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Richard Brookman

Guest

• Aug 23, 2005

• #4

so Mother" <"@ {m} @ was, like...
> On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 23:06:05 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Heheh. She obviously wore a larger bikini top on holiday.
>
> Wrap around...
>
>> As Confucious say - suntanned woman like
>> roast chicken - white bits always best bits.
>
> I trust you'll be bringing my replacement keyboard to Malvern,
> Richard?

Yeah, I've got about six that have stopped working. Shall I strap one to
the rad for identification?

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Rich
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Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)

 

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Richard Brookman

Guest

• Aug 23, 2005

• #5

so Adrian Ford was, like...
> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7994930191
>
> Made me laugh!!!!
>
> Asked the wife if she would let me take a picture with the second hand
> starter motor wedged between her boobs I want to sell on eBay.
> You can guess the answer it finished with "off".
>
> Adrian Ford

I've "asked seller a question" - do the mammaries come as part of the sale?
I wonder if he'll reply.

--
Rich
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Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)

 

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Alex

Guest

• Aug 23, 2005

• #6

On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 22:43:25 +0100, "Adrian Ford"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7994930191
>
>Made me laugh!!!!
>
>Asked the wife if she would let me take a picture with the second hand
>starter motor wedged between her boobs I want to sell on eBay.
>You can guess the answer it finished with "off".
>

God, your missus must have big boobs to hold a starter motor in there!

Alex

 

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Mother

Guest

• Aug 24, 2005

• #7

On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 22:26:02 GMT, Alex <[email protected]>
wrote:

>God, your missus must have big boobs to hold a starter motor in there!

Prolly not a good idea for me to put my gearboxes on eBay, then...

 

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Samuel

Guest

• Aug 24, 2005

• #8

"Richard Brookman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> so Adrian Ford was, like...
> > http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7994930191
> >
> > Made me laugh!!!!
> >
> > Asked the wife if she would let me take a picture with the second hand
> > starter motor wedged between her boobs I want to sell on eBay.
> > You can guess the answer it finished with "off".
> >
> > Adrian Ford
>
> I've "asked seller a question" - do the mammaries come as part of the
sale?
> I wonder if he'll reply.
>

i reckon you're probably about the 200th person thats asked that. only had
112 viewers as of now, but you know what i mean.

top marks to them though, i hope he gets a good price for it. can't say i'd
give him more than a penny for it, but i'm sure theres someone out there
interested in servicing freelanders.

Cheers.

Sam.

 

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Tim Hobbs

Guest

• Aug 24, 2005

• #9

On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 22:43:25 +0100, "Adrian Ford"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7994930191
>
>Made me laugh!!!!
>
>Asked the wife if she would let me take a picture with the second hand
>starter motor wedged between her boobs I want to sell on eBay.
>You can guess the answer it finished with "off".
>
>Adrian Ford
>

She needs a suspension lift...


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'77 101FC Ambulance aka "Burrt"
'03 Volvo V70

 

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Mother

Guest

• Aug 24, 2005

• #10

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:15:24 +0100, Tim Hobbs <[email protected]> wrote:

>She needs a suspension lift...

At least nobodies made a dual airbag comment (yet)...

 

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[email protected]

Guest

• Aug 24, 2005

• #11

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 09:42:22 +0100, Mother <"@ {m} @"@101fc.net> made
me spill my meths when he wrote:

>On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 22:26:02 GMT, Alex <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>God, your missus must have big boobs to hold a starter motor in there!
>
>Prolly not a good idea for me to put my gearboxes on eBay, then...

IRTA "lunchbox"


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