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Mother
Guest
Austin, go see your bank manager, this is the vehicle everyone thinks
you should own...
http://www.101club.org/sales.php
you should own...
http://www.101club.org/sales.php
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Austin Shackles
Guest
On or around Sat, 13 Aug 2005 20:19:05 +0100, Mother <"@ {m} @"@101fc.net>
enlightened us thusly:
>Austin, go see your bank manager, this is the vehicle everyone thinks
>you should own...
>
>http://www.101club.org/sales.php
>
hmmm. I reckon if I went to the BM to ask for money for such a project,
they'd regard it as ample proof of marble-loss, and foreclose on me.
besides, had enough trouble raising about 2 grand less than that, recently.
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Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
Blue: The sky is blue for a reason. Blue light is a source of strength
and harmony in the cosmos. Create a blue light in your life by
telephoning the police
from the Little Book of Complete B***ocks by Alistair Beaton.
enlightened us thusly:
>Austin, go see your bank manager, this is the vehicle everyone thinks
>you should own...
>
>http://www.101club.org/sales.php
>
hmmm. I reckon if I went to the BM to ask for money for such a project,
they'd regard it as ample proof of marble-loss, and foreclose on me.
besides, had enough trouble raising about 2 grand less than that, recently.
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
Blue: The sky is blue for a reason. Blue light is a source of strength
and harmony in the cosmos. Create a blue light in your life by
telephoning the police
from the Little Book of Complete B***ocks by Alistair Beaton.
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Mother
Guest
On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 22:11:04 +0100, Austin Shackles
<[email protected]> wrote:
>hmmm. I reckon if I went to the BM to ask for money for such a project,
>they'd regard it as ample proof of marble-loss, and foreclose on me.
Why so? It seems a highly logical and feasible business plan to me -
a vehicle with a proven safety record, adept in all weather conditions
and ideally suited to your school run. Additionally you could easily
expand your business operation by offering scenic tourist jaunts in
the area between school runs and during the school holidays.
Promoted correctly, and with a half decent PR job, you could recoup
the investment within 24 months on the new revenue stream alone.
Give it a bit of thought or drop me an email off group and I'll give
you a few more ideas if you like (just use m -at- this domain
address).
<[email protected]> wrote:
>hmmm. I reckon if I went to the BM to ask for money for such a project,
>they'd regard it as ample proof of marble-loss, and foreclose on me.
Why so? It seems a highly logical and feasible business plan to me -
a vehicle with a proven safety record, adept in all weather conditions
and ideally suited to your school run. Additionally you could easily
expand your business operation by offering scenic tourist jaunts in
the area between school runs and during the school holidays.
Promoted correctly, and with a half decent PR job, you could recoup
the investment within 24 months on the new revenue stream alone.
Give it a bit of thought or drop me an email off group and I'll give
you a few more ideas if you like (just use m -at- this domain
address).
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Richard Brookman
Guest
so Mother" <"@ {m} @ was, like...
> On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 22:11:04 +0100, Austin Shackles
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> hmmm. I reckon if I went to the BM to ask for money for such a
>> project, they'd regard it as ample proof of marble-loss, and
>> foreclose on me.
>
> Why so? It seems a highly logical and feasible business plan to me -
> a vehicle with a proven safety record, adept in all weather conditions
> and ideally suited to your school run. Additionally you could easily
> expand your business operation by offering scenic tourist jaunts in
> the area between school runs and during the school holidays.
And offer free work experience to the local comp year 10s in "Large Vehicle
Maintenance and Repair". He could even offer NVQs and Modern
Apprenticeships. There would be plenty of work to go round, or so I'm told.
He could make a mint. There's a lot of money in private-sector "training".
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Rich
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Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)
> On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 22:11:04 +0100, Austin Shackles
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> hmmm. I reckon if I went to the BM to ask for money for such a
>> project, they'd regard it as ample proof of marble-loss, and
>> foreclose on me.
>
> Why so? It seems a highly logical and feasible business plan to me -
> a vehicle with a proven safety record, adept in all weather conditions
> and ideally suited to your school run. Additionally you could easily
> expand your business operation by offering scenic tourist jaunts in
> the area between school runs and during the school holidays.
And offer free work experience to the local comp year 10s in "Large Vehicle
Maintenance and Repair". He could even offer NVQs and Modern
Apprenticeships. There would be plenty of work to go round, or so I'm told.
He could make a mint. There's a lot of money in private-sector "training".
--
Rich
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Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)
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steve Taylor
Guest
Richard Brookman wrote:
> And offer free work experience to the local comp year 10s in "Large Vehicle
> Maintenance and Repair". He could even offer NVQs and Modern
> Apprenticeships. There would be plenty of work to go round, or so I'm told.
> He could make a mint. There's a lot of money in private-sector "training".
>
You serious Richard ? That might make a very interesting idea for me too....
Steve
> And offer free work experience to the local comp year 10s in "Large Vehicle
> Maintenance and Repair". He could even offer NVQs and Modern
> Apprenticeships. There would be plenty of work to go round, or so I'm told.
> He could make a mint. There's a lot of money in private-sector "training".
>
You serious Richard ? That might make a very interesting idea for me too....
Steve
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Adrian Ford
Guest
"steve Taylor" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Richard Brookman wrote:
>
> > And offer free work experience to the local comp year 10s in "Large
Vehicle
> > Maintenance and Repair". He could even offer NVQs and Modern
> > Apprenticeships. There would be plenty of work to go round, or so I'm
told.
> > He could make a mint. There's a lot of money in private-sector
"training".
> >
>
> You serious Richard ? That might make a very interesting idea for me
too....
>
> Steve
How about a mobile shop,cafe or even Pub.Just get a water trailer and fill
with beer like they do abroad.You'll be able to park it on the beach, up a
hill, or any out of the way tourist spot.
Don;t think health and safety drive 4x4's so should be alright for a quick
getaway.Sex and tourism is where all the money is how about a mobile brothel
for Farmers!!
Adrian Ford
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EMB
Guest
Adrian Ford wrote:
> Sex and tourism is where all the money is how about a mobile brothel
> for Farmers!!
Austin's in Wales so he'd have to stock it with sheep.
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EMB
> Sex and tourism is where all the money is how about a mobile brothel
> for Farmers!!
Austin's in Wales so he'd have to stock it with sheep.
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EMB
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Austin Shackles
Guest
On or around Sun, 14 Aug 2005 21:00:52 +0100, Mother <"@ {m} @"@101fc.net>
enlightened us thusly:
>On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 22:11:04 +0100, Austin Shackles
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>hmmm. I reckon if I went to the BM to ask for money for such a project,
>>they'd regard it as ample proof of marble-loss, and foreclose on me.
>
>Why so? It seems a highly logical and feasible business plan to me -
>a vehicle with a proven safety record, adept in all weather conditions
>and ideally suited to your school run. Additionally you could easily
>expand your business operation by offering scenic tourist jaunts in
>the area between school runs and during the school holidays.
ah, but I've just replaced the disco 'cos it didn't have enough seats.
current one has 8 pax and the ability to add 4 more, given the right driving
licence.
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Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
"Festina Lente" (Hasten slowly) Suetonius (c.70-c.140) Augustus, 25
enlightened us thusly:
>On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 22:11:04 +0100, Austin Shackles
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>hmmm. I reckon if I went to the BM to ask for money for such a project,
>>they'd regard it as ample proof of marble-loss, and foreclose on me.
>
>Why so? It seems a highly logical and feasible business plan to me -
>a vehicle with a proven safety record, adept in all weather conditions
>and ideally suited to your school run. Additionally you could easily
>expand your business operation by offering scenic tourist jaunts in
>the area between school runs and during the school holidays.
ah, but I've just replaced the disco 'cos it didn't have enough seats.
current one has 8 pax and the ability to add 4 more, given the right driving
licence.
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
"Festina Lente" (Hasten slowly) Suetonius (c.70-c.140) Augustus, 25
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Badger
Guest
"EMB" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Adrian Ford wrote:
>> Sex and tourism is where all the money is how about a mobile brothel
>> for Farmers!!
>
> Austin's in Wales so he'd have to stock it with sheep.
You almost made me spill my cornflakes!!!
I now have this vision of the aforementioned Mr Shackles touring the valleys
in a bright green 101 sheep brothel, hahaha. He could even put a sign on
it, saying something like "COME IN AND EWE's THE FACILITIES, WELLIES
PROVIDED"
Nice one.
Badger.
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Richard Brookman
Guest
so Badger was, like...
>
I now have this vision of the aforementioned Mr Shackles touring the
> valleys in a bright green 101 sheep brothel, hahaha. He could even
> put a sign on it, saying something like "COME IN AND EWE's THE
> FACILITIES, WELLIES PROVIDED"
> Nice one.
> Badger.
Yebbut, you'd need a Dodge Ram as well. Set up right, you could fleece the
customers.
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Rich
==============================
Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)
>
I now have this vision of the aforementioned Mr Shackles touring the
> valleys in a bright green 101 sheep brothel, hahaha. He could even
> put a sign on it, saying something like "COME IN AND EWE's THE
> FACILITIES, WELLIES PROVIDED"
> Nice one.
> Badger.
Yebbut, you'd need a Dodge Ram as well. Set up right, you could fleece the
customers.
--
Rich
==============================
Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)
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Richard Brookman
Guest
so steve Taylor was, like...
> Richard Brookman wrote:
>
>> And offer free work experience to the local comp year 10s in "Large
>> Vehicle Maintenance and Repair". He could even offer NVQs and Modern
>> Apprenticeships. There would be plenty of work to go round, or so
>> I'm told. He could make a mint. There's a lot of money in
>> private-sector "training".
>>
>
> You serious Richard ? That might make a very interesting idea for me
> too....
>
> Steve
No, but yes. No, I was not being serious ( a rare event). But yes, there
is a lot of money in training these days, since it all started being
outsourced. The company I used to work for had about 40 staff, delivering
NVQ assessments and everything from door manager courses to health and
safety. I left after being refused a pay review by a man in a brand new
Jag, whose wife co-incidentally had just taken delivery of a new Nissan.
The other partner had a Merc and her husband a Peugeot. All in the same
week. I was told I could not have a pay rise on the grounds that the
company couldn't afford it. I left the next week. But yeah, the money is
there. You have to get used to dealing with Govt funding agencies, though,
which is something I could never do with a straight face or a BP of less
than 200/120.
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Rich
==============================
Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)
> Richard Brookman wrote:
>
>> And offer free work experience to the local comp year 10s in "Large
>> Vehicle Maintenance and Repair". He could even offer NVQs and Modern
>> Apprenticeships. There would be plenty of work to go round, or so
>> I'm told. He could make a mint. There's a lot of money in
>> private-sector "training".
>>
>
> You serious Richard ? That might make a very interesting idea for me
> too....
>
> Steve
No, but yes. No, I was not being serious ( a rare event). But yes, there
is a lot of money in training these days, since it all started being
outsourced. The company I used to work for had about 40 staff, delivering
NVQ assessments and everything from door manager courses to health and
safety. I left after being refused a pay review by a man in a brand new
Jag, whose wife co-incidentally had just taken delivery of a new Nissan.
The other partner had a Merc and her husband a Peugeot. All in the same
week. I was told I could not have a pay rise on the grounds that the
company couldn't afford it. I left the next week. But yeah, the money is
there. You have to get used to dealing with Govt funding agencies, though,
which is something I could never do with a straight face or a BP of less
than 200/120.
--
Rich
==============================
Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)
