OT - vorsprung what?

Topgear watchers will be in doubt as to the" permed one's" opinion on the
build quality of the three pointed star built cars ( they do a nice T shirt
tho' aside from the price ) but no matter how bad it gets with our Landies
this must take the whole packet of choccy biscuits
http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/06/14/pricey_lemon/index.html and the coffee
I feel even more happy with my Disco now.
Derek

Derek wrote:
> Topgear watchers will be in doubt as to the" permed one's" opinion on the
> build quality of the three pointed star built cars ( they do a nice T shirt
> tho' aside from the price ) but no matter how bad it gets with our Landies
> this must take the whole packet of choccy biscuits
> http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/06/14/pricey_lemon/index.html and the coffee
> I feel even more happy with my Disco now.
> Derek
>



Karl approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you "
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"
"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky" "No problem" she
replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"
So off they go to the girl's flat, where Karl produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs." The girl finds
this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and
knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans and knees." She duly does this, balancing
on the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is
paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
Karl, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most
sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes
Before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally
amazing....... what do you call that?

wait for it.................









"Ah", says Karl, "whore-sprung duck technique"

Steve wrote:
> Derek wrote:
>> Topgear watchers will be in doubt as to the" permed one's" opinion on the
>> build quality of the three pointed star built cars ( they do a nice T shirt
>> tho' aside from the price ) but no matter how bad it gets with our Landies
>> this must take the whole packet of choccy biscuits
>> http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/06/14/pricey_lemon/index.html and the coffee
>> I feel even more happy with my Disco now.
>> Derek
>>
>
>
>
> Karl approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you "
> "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"
> "Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky" "No problem" she
> replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"
> So off they go to the girl's flat, where Karl produces four large
> bedsprings and a duck caller.
> "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs." The girl finds
> this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and
> knees.
> "Now you vill get on your hans and knees." She duly does this, balancing
> on the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
> She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is
> paying.
> The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
> Karl, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most
> sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes
> Before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally
> amazing....... what do you call that?
>
> wait for it.................
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "Ah", says Karl, "whore-sprung duck technique"


LOL!! Poor at best, how about a very funny joke, just a bit sick really!!






Space for those not wanting to read on............yeah right!!!




Paul McCartney


In a recent Interview regarding his divorce proceedings and future plans Paul
McCartney was asked if he would consider going down on one knee again in the
future, he replied, "I'd prefer it if you called her heather".

I'll get me coat!

--

Subaru WRX
Range Rover 4.6 HSE (The Tank!)

We might be going on a summer holiday, the Greece Ball rally!!!!

On 2006-06-18, Derek <[email protected]> wrote:

> http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/06/14/pricey_lemon/index.html and the coffee
> I feel even more happy with my Disco now.

It's amazing that anyone could even consider spending $2.5 million on
a car that can be so easily out-performed by far far cheaper kit, hell
even the VW Veyron is cheaper than that thing, let alone an Ultima.
For that kind of money, a McLaren Longtail race car would be quicker,
or an ex WRC rally car (on acceleration at least). You can buy a
lot of car for $2.5 million and that merc just isn't it.

--
Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!

On 2006-06-18, Nige <[email protected]> wrote:

> In a recent Interview regarding his divorce proceedings and future plans Paul
> McCartney was asked if he would consider going down on one knee again in the
> future, he replied, "I'd prefer it if you called her heather".

I reckon she was OK, Paul will have a hard time finding someone to fill her shoe.

--
Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!

"Ian Rawlings" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On 2006-06-18, Derek <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/06/14/pricey_lemon/index.html and the
>> coffee
>> I feel even more happy with my Disco now.
>
> It's amazing that anyone could even consider spending $2.5 million on
> a car that can be so easily out-performed by far far cheaper kit, hell
> even the VW Veyron is cheaper than that thing, let alone an Ultima.
> For that kind of money, a McLaren Longtail race car would be quicker,
> or an ex WRC rally car (on acceleration at least). You can buy a
> lot of car for $2.5 million and that merc just isn't it.
>
> --
> Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!

and as its says is not road legal in the US so its no better than a D**k
substitute unless your name is Mr Indianapolis500
Derek

Derek wrote:
> "Ian Rawlings" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> On 2006-06-18, Derek <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/06/14/pricey_lemon/index.html and the
>>> coffee
>>> I feel even more happy with my Disco now.
>> It's amazing that anyone could even consider spending $2.5 million on
>> a car that can be so easily out-performed by far far cheaper kit, hell
>> even the VW Veyron is cheaper than that thing, let alone an Ultima.
>> For that kind of money, a McLaren Longtail race car would be quicker,
>> or an ex WRC rally car (on acceleration at least). You can buy a
>> lot of car for $2.5 million and that merc just isn't it.
>>
>> --
>> Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
>
> and as its says is not road legal in the US so its no better than a D**k
> substitute unless your name is Mr Indianapolis500
> Derek

Yeah, I didn't get that bit. Starts off by saying that it is not road
legal in the US, and then goes on to say that they let a client out
in it on a test drive and it got 10 blocks - presumably meaning it was
driven on the road??

Derek wrote:
> "Ian Rawlings" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> On 2006-06-18, Derek <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/06/14/pricey_lemon/index.html and the
>>> coffee
>>> I feel even more happy with my Disco now.
>>
>> It's amazing that anyone could even consider spending $2.5 million on
>> a car that can be so easily out-performed by far far cheaper kit,
>> hell even the VW Veyron is cheaper than that thing, let alone an
>> Ultima. For that kind of money, a McLaren Longtail race car would be
>> quicker, or an ex WRC rally car (on acceleration at least). You can
>> buy a lot of car for $2.5 million and that merc just isn't it.
>>
>> --
>> Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
>
> and as its says is not road legal in the US so its no better than a
> D**k substitute unless your name is Mr Indianapolis500
> Derek

Now that is clever, vehicle detects it's not road legal and refuses to go.

--
"He who says it cannot be done would be well advised not to interrupt
her doing it."

The fiend of my fiend is my enema!

On or around Sun, 18 Jun 2006 13:32:41 GMT, "Derek"
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>Topgear watchers will be in doubt as to the" permed one's" opinion on the
>build quality of the three pointed star built cars ( they do a nice T shirt
>tho' aside from the price ) but no matter how bad it gets with our Landies
>this must take the whole packet of choccy biscuits
>http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/06/14/pricey_lemon/index.html and the coffee
>I feel even more happy with my Disco now.

site's a load of crap, too, or the internet's broken somewhere.
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
"Festina Lente" (Hasten slowly) Suetonius (c.70-c.140) Augustus, 25

On Sun, 18 Jun 2006 20:49:14 +0100, Austin Shackles
<[email protected]> wrote:

> ...
> the internet's broken somewhere.

no kiddin'

--
William Tasso

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