OT. Funny things you hear.

The shops in Yeovil run a security system where details of known shoplifters
and/os dodgy characters are sent via walky talkies to all shops.

Whilst shopping with my daughter (very expensive exercise) the following
discription came over the system..

white female , 5' 6" to 5' 8", blond, short denim skirt, black boots, white
top carrying a black handbag over her left sholder and ,oh yeah, only one
arm!!!!!

All who heard it found it funny.


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Rory Manton
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Oh gods , why me?

On Sat, 04 Sep 2004 13:59:45 +0100, Rory Manton
<[email protected]> wrote:

>The shops in Yeovil run a security system where details of known shoplifters
>and/os dodgy characters are sent via walky talkies to all shops.
>
>Whilst shopping with my daughter (very expensive exercise) the following
>discription came over the system..
>
>white female , 5' 6" to 5' 8", blond, short denim skirt, black boots, white
>top carrying a black handbag over her left sholder and ,oh yeah, only one
>arm!!!!!
>
>All who heard it found it funny.
>
>
>-
>Rory Manton
>-
>Oh gods , why me?

Presumably no longer shoplifting in the Middle East...


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