OT: Chavs Oop Norf...

Got back from Driffield to find a chav had blocked where I usually
park Grumble (actually, the numpty had managed to block three parking
spaces)... Noticed a web address in his window - feck me, chavs oop
norf - what next?

http://www.sheffcruise.co.uk/

Hmm, may be tempted to register sheffchav.co.uk and redirect it ;-)

Now, how on earth do I get a Corsa out of mi tyre tread in the
morning? ...or is this what that odd tool on every Swiss Army Knife is
for I wonder?

On Sun, 15 May 2005 21:36:11 +0100, Mother <"@ {m} @"@101fc.net> made
me spill my meths when he wrote:

>http://www.sheffcruise.co.uk/

Hmm, I thought cruising meant something else, or is that only in
Brighton. And as for the Exhaust suk thing...

Check out the sheffcruise babes though, I like Elle, the crosseyed
one.
--

Wayne Davies, Harrogate 07989 556213

Just another point of view...
www.4x4prejudice.org

Mother" <"@ {m} @ wrote:
> Got back from Driffield to find a chav had blocked where I usually
> park Grumble (actually, the numpty had managed to block three parking
> spaces)... Noticed a web address in his window - feck me, chavs oop
> norf - what next?
>
> http://www.sheffcruise.co.uk/
>
> Hmm, may be tempted to register sheffchav.co.uk and redirect it ;-)
>
> Now, how on earth do I get a Corsa out of mi tyre tread in the
> morning? ...or is this what that odd tool on every Swiss Army Knife is
> for I wonder?nt

Plenty of that type here in Bradford, not long since one of the 'cruisers' wrapped his corsa round a cast
iron trolley bus post. Killed his mate stone dead.

Coppers seem to have the measure of 'em now thank god.

--
Subaru WRX (Annabel)

Landrover 110 County Station Wagon (Tyson)

'"They called him Jimmy the gent"

"MVP" <mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Mon, 16 May 2005 08:27:36 +0100, "Nige"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >Mother" <"@ {m} @ wrote:
> >> Got back from Driffield to find a chav had blocked where I usually
> >> park Grumble (actually, the numpty had managed to block three parking
> >> spaces)... Noticed a web address in his window - feck me, chavs oop
> >> norf - what next?
> >>
> >> http://www.sheffcruise.co.uk/
> >>
> >> Hmm, may be tempted to register sheffchav.co.uk and redirect it ;-)
> >>
> >> Now, how on earth do I get a Corsa out of mi tyre tread in the
> >> morning? ...or is this what that odd tool on every Swiss Army Knife is
> >> for I wonder?nt
> >
> >Plenty of that type here in Bradford, not long since one of the
'cruisers' wrapped his corsa round a cast
> >iron trolley bus post. Killed his mate stone dead.
> >
> >Coppers seem to have the measure of 'em now thank god.
> >
>
> I'm all-for modifying cars and making them individual, just so happens
> that most of the modifications I see I think look daft, and then they
> are driven by kids who learnt to drive on a play station and can't
> understand it when they crash. eeeejits.

LOL!!!